zellishrows.bsky.social
Here for the laughs not the misery.
Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes.
Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
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It’s my speciality. Genuinely the only way I get anything done. 😂
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😂😂😂
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😂😂
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Nice work there!
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😂😂
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😂😂😂 Love this.
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I actually love being a weirdo.
Fucking weirdo he is.
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I thought so too. I’ve become really good at passive aggressive communication.
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Glad it’s not just me. 😂
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😂😂
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Yep. Resulting in hastily deleted posts.
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Good luck, hope it all goes well! X
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Oh don’t be, I was smarter than the lot of them, so I made up for it. 😂
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Me too, minus the gym stuff.
I go walking, but that’s it.
Schools are better now. My son is dyspraxic and his schools always left it up to him whether he wanted to join in or not.
If he didn’t, they’d give him something else to do, like setting up the equipment etc.
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Yep, I’m gonna do it more often.
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Oh that’s nasty.
It’s genuinely traumatising for the rest of your life isn’t it?
I haven’t been near a sport in my entire adult life.
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Haha.
It got so bad in secondary school that my PE teacher preferred it when I skived off. She never did report me for not attending.
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Dyspraxic and blind in one eye, I can sympathise. Even the fat girl got picked before me.
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Postbox near my home in Scotland channelling Homer.
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A huge improvement.
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Took my daughter to MoMA in NY last year. When we got to the Monet she said ‘Looks like someone painted Clumber Park using flumps’.
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Pahahaha. That’s brilliant.
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If you put -ai at the end of your search it fucks off.
Annoying, but less annoying than the returns.
Even Amazon has it now.
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Yep, me neither.
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It’s a niche joke for sure. 😂
My nephew is the best art critic. When we were talking about Seurat his take was:
‘That’s the one with all the dots and shit innit? Not bad them’.
His dad is an Art Historian.
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Oh no!
If it helps, we just consider mocks more of a practice and just so teachers can see what gaps need covering.
My eldest did crap in his mocks but passed his GCSEs really well.
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Agreed 😂
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I have a top 30 greatest songs of all time on my Playlists, and this made the cut.
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I’ve got one sitting GCSE mocks for the next two weeks. I feel so bad for them.
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Completely. Might have to go back to the old way of doing it on here by using giphy.
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Agreed. I’ve ranted at Bluesky but they don’t do anything about it. It’s the one thing I miss about Twitter.
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It’s Turner, you wouldn’t be able to make out what he was painting anyway.
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I’ve been to Versailles and it’s shit. I can see how they got away with it. The place has been stripped bare and replaced with shite.
We have better National Trust properties here.
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Good luck!!
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The gifs on here are shockingly bad. They all have writing on 😤
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‘Get the gun, not the camera!’
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Ah I see what you mean. Sorry, just know a couple of people who had negative results which were incorrect. 😤
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We can’t be friends anymore.
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It’s shockingly bad! Especially as many women get an incorrect negative result.
I’ve always been angry about breast screening after age 50. So many women get breast cancer earlier than that.
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Hahaha
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Thanks, I was going to try it but now I won’t. 😂