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(he/him) #audhd - God dammit, we've got to be kind! - Stone cold drip king - Spotify called me a Coastal Grandmother.
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Can *anyone* take enough Zyrtec to get laid? Seems like they should use that in their marketing.
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Is this what rural people call paté?
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I know where to get some and how much it is. Also the ingredients.
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Sean, I'm warning you; if you're going to start posting Billy Joel content, I'm going to stop dunking on you and start being kind.
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(fungi for scale)
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Marking days on the calendar, just waiting for my two decade anniversary...
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Do it again today! Great job!
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So, when there are no cops around creating violence at protests, violence at protests doesn't occur...weird.
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Please don't do things that would retroactively alter the lyrics of We Didn't Start the Fire. Lip syncing it with my best friend at the 5th grade talent show after getting the album from Santa that Xmas is my fondest memory of my young life.
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Not a metaphorical waking up or napping, but an actual one. To be clear.
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This is so engaging, and I'm not looking forward to my family waking up from a nap and I'll have to stop reading.
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For real, though, it takes off so fast I had to check and see if it was a shortstory anthology. No idea how this pace can maintain, but I'm here for it.
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Not sure. I wasn't born until much later. Have you tried asking someone older?
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Predation was very fun. Which feels like the wrong adjective, because it was unsettling and revolting. A delight! Definitely checking out more.
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Sample me, daddy [nongendered]!
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Awkward: I used to work for that other crew. My sister is their demolitions expert.
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Brick KILLED a man!
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Count me in. Please.
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It's giving "Mr. Police...I gave you all the clues" vibes. Taunting the authorities like a Gotham supervillain.
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Admittedly a design flaw in terms of functionality. I know i made a big mistake, but I've gotta sell a cargo container full. That's just break-even for me. But they ARE authentic 9/11-themed. I have certificates of authenticity. So how many do each of you want to buy?
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Thanks for teeing this up. If anybody needs a 343' 9/11-themed tape measure, I'm REALLY underwater on these things. I'll sell them for a huge discount.