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Professionally fixing things that shouldn’t be broken, chasing rabbit holes I totally have time for, and unearthing the weirdest finds in #cyber. Recreationally yelling “Ref, that’s a foul!” during #football matches and cackling at ruthless #F1 overtakes.
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Been a handful of years since I last used Darktrace, but I remember multiple colleagues going around playing whac-a-mole with many of the outputs from it. Not surprised it needs to be tackled in even more products with the AI hype.
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Expected
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#Barca are #LigaF champions again! 🔥
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Confirmed. #Barca will have a 30' HT in Seville.
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Russell is limping trying to stay in that podium. Will Verstappen be able to get him before the black and white flag? #F1 #MiamiGP
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Ferrari being Ferrari. What else is new? #F1 #MiamiGP
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Of course it was Lawson 😂 #F1 #F1Sprint #MiamiGP
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My god how is that an offside 😂 Let's get them all smaller boots #UCL
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Good game, despite VAR miscalls and those very aggressive moments, especially the whole thing at the end. 🔴🔵 #Barça win #copadelrey, last time they won was back in 2021 and make it two trophies this season so far!
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Love when a defender scores a goal to end a tie! #copadelrey
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Are you serious with those colors? 😂 🟣⚪ Were literally the colors on a Real Madrid outfit years ago... At least give them a 🔵 or 🔴 for Barça, not a 🟣!
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Extra time coming up. #copadelrey
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NO PENALTY FOR #Barça and a yellow card for Raphinha for pretending. #copadelrey
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My god he's actually going to go look at the screen to see if it actually is a penalty For this one, yes, for the others... Nope. #copadelrey
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Oh okay this one is a penalty then? #copadelrey
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Okay what is VAR looking at 😂 #copadelrey
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So turned out to be an interesting game, I was worried it'd be a very one sided game. #copadelrey
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Seven players to defend four that turned five with not one of them looking for anyone coming from outside the box when play slowed precisely looking for someone to arrive there. Impressed by how bad that turned for RM 😂
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Is there VAR in this thing? #copadelrey
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What was that? Three fouls with increasing aggressiveness and multiple players on the ground. Was that one or multiple yellows?
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🙄
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Lol Max taking a big sip of that champagne before anything. #F1 #SaudiArabianGP
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Max is NOT a happy camper. Not that I am surprised.
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Those radio messages are funny today (thinking of Alonso's and Leclerc's). #F1 #SaudiArabianGP
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Yeah... Chelsea chances have evaporated now. No way they can win 3+ goals next week. Fancy footwork from La Reina to assist another Pina goal. Barça 4-1 Chelsea. #UWCL #BARCHE
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Jeez Alonso getting squeezed against the wall 🤦
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Oh dear... Barça again with the two goal lead. Barça 3-1 Chelsea. That was NOT a good mark there on the corner.
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Piastri in front of Verstappen! This is getting exciting 🍿 #F1 #SaudiArabianGP
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Barça 2-0 Chelsea. Not entirely sure what options Chelsea have now for their #UWCL run. Okay! Baltimore with a furious strike to the far post! Barça 2-1 Chelsea. Roughly ~15 minutes til the end.
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There we go.
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If it didn't work the first time, why keep trying exactly the same way? *Sigh*