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Fossil preparator, photographer, Lego lover, dinosaur nerd in a quaint fishing village.
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Any day that involves putting Glengarry Glen Ross into the Fallout universe is a good day.

"Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can." --Hunter S. Thompson

Jodi Ernst saying healthcare doesn't matter because we're all going to day is peak "Pro-life" saying the quiet part out loud.

Happy pride, everyone! #pride

I liked the season ending of Doctor Who. I did NOT like seeing videos on the BBC's YouTube pages spoiling the ending IN THE TITLE of the video. Just "SPOILER: [what happens]" I miss surprises in media, don't you?

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

What's really sad is I spent a second trying to figure out what event they were talking about before I realized it wasn't an actual event. Because even THAT ridiculous it sounded plausible.

I don't want "enemies-to-lovers". I want "nodding acquaintances-to-lovers". I want "unrequited-high-school-crush-to-lovers-five-years-later".

“These conservative men live in a prison of their own making and they’ll never even try to get out because the bars remind them of big hard dicks and they’ll refuse to touch them out of fear of turning gay.” This is why I listen to @joshgondelman.bsky.social on @thebugle.bsky.social

Remember when Snopes was where you went to check on urban myths about cookie recipes? And not the site for confirming the news? Good times!

By the time you’re in your 40s you should have: - no idea what anyone is going on about

What do you call a gathering of masked up MAGA supremacists? A comment section.

When I went to Montana for a dig, I was ready for the Big Sky. And it was “big”, sure, but didn’t hold a candle to “Michigan farmland”.

“Do you want your coffee for here or to go?” I want to not have to hold the coffee in my hands, the vessel doesn’t really enter into it. ❤️

Someone needs to go up to these chuckleheads and make clucking noises at them.

Holy hell, it’s starting to look like something. Only six months so far…

Does Jake Tapper know Joe Biden isn’t president anymore?

A 24 hour speech negated by a vote in favor of Jared Kushner. Bravo to @booker.senate.gov !