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📍 Seattle 📚 Writer (Me As A Dream, 2023) 🪩 Millennial 🐈‍⬛ Childed cat lady 💅🏻 Thriving and conniving 💜 linktr.ee/zevatybel
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We're protesting. We're demanding a recount. We're telling Trump to fuck off. We're watching Rockland County. We're hydrating (but not with ice). We're going to get through this.

I’m not saying more of my friends need to get married, but I AM saying we need to have more weddings

I was in the middle of drafting another post about looking for beauty and enjoying simple pleasures after a lovely weekend at Family Camp with my kids. And then, I saw this week’s news ⤵️

This week on my Substack, I wrote about what it’s like to be an American Jew right now, and the expectation that we support Israel in spite of its crimes:

get me to god’s country (Mattel)

My kids are going to be late to school today because one of them had to poop right as we were about to leave. PARENTHOOD!

For real though why DON’T my dishes do themselves

I took my 7-year-old to dinner tonight and let her help pay the bill. Me: How much do you think we should tip? Her: What does that mean? Me: We give the server extra money if they do a good job. Her: Wait, why are we paying them? Shouldn’t the manager be doing that? Okay, anti-capitalist QUEEN 💅🏻

My kid is going on a camping trip with their school this week. My ex is chaperoning and offered to pack their bag and bring it to drop-off. Great! One less thing I have to think about, right?

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As someone born and raised in San Francisco, may I just say: Ex-fucking-scuse me??

I miss calling Republicans “weird.” Can we bring that back? Because that’s what these AI Pope and Jedi images are — WEIRD.

Joy-Ann Reid is reposting Yvette Nicole Brown reposting some guy who stole a “breaking news” update from The Halfway Post and THIS is why no one knows what the fuck is going on anymore

I FINALLY SAW SINNERS! I can now go back and read all those social media thinkpieces I’ve been avoiding for fear of spoilers.

Why are people attacking me on Instagram for something I posted on Threads? I’m not going to fight with you about politics on a post about my cat. Please get a grip.

My friend that I was supposed to see Sinners with tonight had to reschedule and now I have to continue to avoid like 80% of my social media feeds so I don’t see any spoilers 😭

I just went ahead and blocked Neil deGrasse Tyson and encourage you all to do the same.

tech bro is short for technically broken

Something is happening over on Threads that is making the app uncomfortable to use. I don’t know if it’s my algorithm or the people I follow or what, but I just … can’t be there right now. Which sucks because it’s my favorite platform. (Sorry, BSky!)

The feminine urge to ruin a baby shower with political commentary

Honestly how do you guys even know if people are stealing your content? I never remember the things I post

The people who think $5000 is a massive windfall that will spur a baby boom are the same ones who think a canceled $2000 social security check “won’t be missed.”

I don’t turn off Mother’s Day emails from brands because I, too, am Mother. Thank you for noticing that I DO want Fly By Jing sauces for Mother’s Day. And that I AM the woman who gave me everything. It’s me. I’m moms with taste.

We love to see it.

SEATTLE! Don’t forget to vote today! ✅

Young people have advocated for an intersectional approach to the climate crisis that addresses the realities of environmental racism. Here’s what to know about the unexpected effects of discriminatory environmental policies this Earth Day.

I’m sorry but if you’re a #SFGiants fan and you’re not completely obsessed with Jung Hoo Lee idk what you’ve been doing for the last month

Having kids is great if you like emptying 10 pounds of pencils, pipe cleaners, and rocks out of tiny backpacks every weekend

If you won't make the world accessible to those currently disabled today, at least do it for your future self. Be as selfish as you like, say: "When I'm 80, I want to be able to get a coffee and pastry down the street, all by myself."

If the highest and holiest member of my religion stayed alive just long enough to tell me to fuck off, and then promptly died, I would simply walk into the ocean out of sheer embarrassment

I wrote about co-parenting unexpectedly interfaith kids on my Substack ⬇️ #JewSky

I have extremely mixed feelings. Read more on my Substack ⬇️

Today’s conversation with my Republican dad: Dad: This country has really been going downhill for the last 40 years! Me: Who was president 40 years ago, DAD??

Y’all I had a dream last night that I was dating someone and dumped his ass because I didn’t like how demanding and dismissive he was. Even the men of my dreams ain’t shit 😂

Quick question: Why are scammers so bad at their jobs