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important reminder sharon jones kicked so much ass www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlPE...

ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

Some would say doing the choke sign in game one is sketchy and I say why are you waiting to become someone’s worst nightmare instead of doing it right now

I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes

if a white sox fan with a direct connection to god can't kill jerry reinsdorf, religion is 100% confirmed fake

Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

49 years ago, Madeline Kahn hosted SNL. Gilda as Baba Wawa, interviews Madeline as Marlene Dietrich. And a comedy masterclass ensues 😂

This is The Last Supper now.

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville

Big 10 expansion is outta control

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

And you may find yourself living in a thatched-roof hut And you may find yourself living in the Holy Roman Empire And you may find yourself negotiating with your lords And you may find yourself in a beautiful hall, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

The greatest description of Star Wars ever by a non-fan. Take it away, Malcolm Tucker

s from Iwo Jima

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

"The Chiefs dynasty is more annoying than the Patriots ever were" is crazy talk for several reasons, one of them being that the Patriots dynasty forced regular people to think about Boston

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

It is so satisfying yet infuriating to be left out of today’s Strands

it's soup you can suck on www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...

My most GenX complaint is getting ignored once again

how did the person in charge of marketing the movie "Love Hurts" buy ad slots on this game and not the one two hours ago with the quarterbacks whose names were Love and Hurts

me when any program's AI assistant asks me if I want help writing:

Preparing my files for a new laptop, I see my folder labeled Old Mac Dump, which has a mess of files & folders, including one called Tony’s Dell Dump (same kind of mess), & *it* contains a folder titled Toshiba Dump. I need the new laptop to teach *my LIS graduate course Information Organization*.

Etymology fact of the week: "calque" is a loanword, while "loanword" is a calque. #etymology #language #linguistics

I can't be the only one who thought the Devil won that fiddling contest back in the 70s, can I? And even if not, the Devil was perfectly polite the whole way, graciously conceding his (dubious) defeat, then Johnny just goes off and calls him a sonuvabitch. I'd have smote his ass just for that.

I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏

Can we switch the discourse to "why do so many recipes on the internet call for two cloves of garlic." How am I looking at a lasagna recipe someone posted and it called for two garlic cloves. That's literally nonsense. It's 8 to 10 minimum.

Hell. You are describing hell. Nobody wants an “interactive and engaging” dishwasher. They just want their dishes cleaned. www.forbes.com/sites/bernar...

the answer to a question in a headline is always "no", but never has the answer to a question in a headline been MORE "no" than how much "no" it is here

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.

Innovation through collaboration. Happy @poptartsbowl.bsky.social day.

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump

The only bad thing about watching an SEC championship game is that deep down you know that one team is going to win and be happy

So nobody has ID’d the United Health assassin at this point despite all the surveillance cameras and potential eye witnesses in Manhattan? That is WILD.