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zimpleman3.bsky.social
Cycling hack, daily forager, baked goods and pizza are king and Tayto chips are the best. Being lazy and horribly active is possible.
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Throw in BladeRunner for good measure.
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Let’s not forget the estimated price tag for said personal stunt and lives lost and those put at risk.
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Shocker 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣. Maine is the new Florida.
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Two white frat knobs joyfully explaining how disappearing people is so cool.
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With a side of asbestos and aged Melaleuca products.
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Lucifer 1:25
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Their mantra, strength via destruction.
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Ha….. forgot Insanity - Fox Entertainment
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On an hourly basis too.
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Quite possibly but I’m not sure the numbers will matter.
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Absolutely wild. $27.68 per hour to disappear human beings and the minor job qualifications… MS Office application experience and data entry. We’re cooked and have absolutely no ground to stand on going forward.
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Driving that train high on cocaine ….
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She was confused with Florida and that it included members of the MAGAgot party.
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The rim of the glass is dipped in asbestos.
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I have options?!
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Damnit, I thought my dirt basement was legit.
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From afar, FFS I can’t believe the decision for some is that difficult. A washed up serial sexual harasser vs a new comer with no baggage and a broader vision for all NYC citizens.
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Definitely a growing sentiment.
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Can you imagine what could be accomplished if we spent this much effort, time, NG resources and ICE goons to chase down tax cheats?
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Why in the hell would anyone visit the US anymore.
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That feature is an add on for additional fee of .666
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I’ve lost track on the number of grifts - Theranos 2.0.
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Armageddon is so beautiful. Rapture insanity.
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Waiting for Tapper to step in and make his assessment of Fetterman… 🦗 🦗
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Sunday morning coming down….
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The lean in is pretty obvious.
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Much like Faux News paid the $760+ judgement for spewing false information. Lindell walks knowing full well the red hat koolaid ilk will pay this pittance of a tab.
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Ahhh, yes. Helping everyone and the underserved. Whew, for a second there I thought it was illegitimate.
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The wreaking smell of “the good ole days” mantra.
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Or simply …
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Being a smug racist while trick or treating in a white sheet and carrying a torch isn’t as cool as you believe it is Eric.
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Dear Santa, I know I’ve been a lousy person my entire life but I need a trade deal.
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Grandpa we’re going to wheel you into this other room.
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Worse, they realize Dad is a lying POS.
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Don’t forget he is so petty and vengeful that he will find something so egregiously bad to inflict retribution for the No Kings protest and the poor turnout for his charade.
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The grand charade but it unequivocally sums up his entire life.
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Let me fix the second caption. D.C. - Toxic Neanderthals show up for a racist five time draft dodger charade.
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But did you sweep the leg?
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The occurrences in Navajo Nation country have subsided since February. As we witness Noem’s theatrics real time now I have suspicions she wants a fight with the Lakota Nation in her home State because they stood up to her and removed her access to all tribal lands.
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First they said it was about deporting criminals and now they have turned their attention to anyone brown. I wonder if they will head towards reservations next.
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This country is so screwed. Millions of these brain dead ilk continue to guzzle the koolaid.
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Those are currently optional.
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Ah yes, the bike lane is a drop off/delivery zone, parking space and turn lane insanity speech. Quote from Seinfeld is needed “Serenity now, insanity later”.
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FFC (Fillers fight club)
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What are the odds that TX receives FEMA funds vs say CA, KY, NC, etc…?
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The countries financial stability and the impact to the stock market is hanging in the balance. There is no parachute large enough that will soften the blow. Other countries will request a higher yield to take on this egregious slaughter.
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Even scarier, he’s at the top of the list to replace Powell. Talk about cooking the countries books in the future, he’ll see to it.
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This shill is potentially going to replace the current Fed chair. If this occurs, exit the market for good because they will cook the environment to mirage all of their failings.
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Typically defined as I circle in my cul-de-sac.