ziselberger.com
Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.
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PUTTIN ON THE RITZ!!
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Ten gallon hat, leather chaps, lasso for tricks, and a pogo pony. Instant winner.
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A Tim Horton’s, too!
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That pilot episode absolutely slaps.
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Here's one of the folklore rhymes from England that was allegedly a transformation spell:
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Green M&M Onlyfans, innit?
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That was one of the first two comics I bought (the other was giant-size Incredible Hulk). I've been a lifelong Nighcrawler fan because of that book.
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Listen. There's a secret war between cupcakes and muffins. They're sworn enemies.
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It is dead simple, you poach a whole onion in butter and whole peeled tomatoes until the onion is soft and the tomatoes break down. Takes about two hours of simmering. It ends up as a smooth, velvety sauce.
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I've been working on swirling my pasta, like they do in Rome.
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dude, you rock
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Those absolute fuckers!
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It's frustrating because I feel like this sort of behaviour is why the left fails and the right looks attractive to people who aren't quite as invested. No-one wants someone to wag their finger at them but so many people on the left get a kick out of telling people how bad they are
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you understand. The TV special wrecked me.
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Thank you. I know how hard all of this is for you.
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Oh, yeah. I hate our current reality. I'm angry all the time.
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Harkonnen Summer is sweaty and greasy!
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I'd also like a version of Michael Moorcock's Jerry Cornelius books. Trippy 70s drugs and dystopia.
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Oh. A one-shot series based on Sarah Smith's "The Vanished Child." It is an absolutely superb novel, set at the turn of the 20th century, with sexual politics, double-identities, and a hidden past filled with trauma. Easily 16 hour-long episodes.
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And we had *no* domestic airline accidents for *decades* until 2025. We were doing things right, until Musk slapped his dick on the counter and fucked everyone.
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Jesus fucking Christ. Can't these assholes die of syphilis or something?
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yeah. Animal stories are my kryptonite. They get past all of my emotional defenses and *wreck* *me*.
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He gets a kiten for Christmas, but FUCK THAT MOVIE, HIS CAT DIED!
I haven't seen it in probably 48 years, but it still makes me angry and makes me cry.
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Our school showed a TV special called "J.T." in elementary school. It is about a boy who finds a stray cat and starts caring for her. All he wants for Christmas is to take his cat home with him.
His bullies find him and chase the cat into traffic AND IT DIES!...
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"Paxcow says it's too late."
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Oh, same. I loved "Born Free" and the sequels, "Black Beauty" was great.
I was near 50 when I saw "War Horse" at the Lincoln Center. I couldn't talk for an hour afterward because I was weeping.
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Vonda N. McIntyre's "Fireflood and other stories" has a story about a dolphin wired up to be a living torpedo. It reduced me to tears when I read it at 13 or 14.
Animal stories still wreck me. I loved "Born Free" as a kid. When I saw the play "War Horse" at 40, I bawled and bawled.
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I've seen "eensy weensy" for small, but "itsy bitsy" is best.