zjwhitman.bsky.social
please don't
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Talk to one of your 1/6 buddies?
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Dingle dangle has nothing on the snot sucker
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There is almost zero predicate and no mandate for attacking Iran. Surely not even the American public can be so dense as to buy into this propaganda
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Clearly the @dannybkelly.bsky.social fans are out in force
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It sold out so fast that I didn't even see the announcement
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Uh surely this can't be the going rate
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Congratulations!!!
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I find Norris somehow both extremely human/relatable and also incredible unrootable, but I am feasting today
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Bahahahaahaha we got the
papaya incident
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Wait Bari is supposedly in the polycule???
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Sir
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Some of us are simply built different
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Yes my almost 5 year old still naps and no I will not be taking further questions at this time
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Father's day is watching the race on replay during naptime with *checks notes* leftover chardonnay and the worst flavor of teddy grahams
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Bless you
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Good brain there spike
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I do not think that the Confederate generals were included in Me Too, source me
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seems chill
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Disagree I get @jason mentions about Russ cooking multiple times a week
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it's much more politics centric with less silly sports content
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S. Miller deserves special consideration
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He's all grown up 😢
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Bill Simmons has been complaining about aggregators forever and yet he's calling out the Belichick stuff based only on aggregated clips
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I'm in favor of having mid-40s Brian Scalabrine just dominate a bunch of high schoolers
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on the plus side I do now have a weird nostalgia for being suffocated by exhaust
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the car smelled unbelievably strongly of gasoline and exhaust, which I now suspect may point to an issue with the car's exhaust system and a possible health hazard
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The first time I tried to convince him to use mapquest to get to a soccer game, I accidentally navigated to an address in NW Portland and not NE Portland. It was a slight gaffe
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Also I have no idea what it's called but I stg this car had white shag upholstery
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Under no circumstances should you ask Bill what it means to "pull the goalie" or why he counted down the days until a tennis player turned 18
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Do not, I repeat, do not read Bill's thoughts on a 13 year old actress who starred in a major film franchise around the turn of the millennium