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Say what you will about Steve, the man knows how to dress.
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When Alan Turing asked if a machine could exhibit intelligence equivalent to that of a human, he severely underestimated how unbelievably stupid and gullible a human could be.
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"Mrs. Gabbard, what are your thoughts on immigration?"
"The answer is a border wall consisting of long, sticky threads radiating in a circular pattern that are connected by intersecting threads arranged in rows."
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I wish I could turn a Tim & Eric skit into a cult.
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Republicans want big families with lots of children so there's a greater chance of the bloodline surviving all the dumb shit they subject themselves to.
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A few decades ago we had Quincy Jones, James Earl Jones, and Chuck Jones. Now we have no Jones, no Jones, and no Jones. Please don't let Tom Jones die.
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"I shouldn't have this Peace Summit logo here either.
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Green dress has the best Ian Curtis energy.
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DRM software, always-online, product keys, pirated copies become impossible to beat < designed around a console with annoying, unnecessary peripherals.
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"Hold baby, throw baseball. Hold baby, throw baseball. Throw baby, hold base... OH NO!"
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One drummer + another drummer = Extra drums
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Lol k nerd
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Wow, this really makes me want to renounce my sinful ways and accept Christ into my heart.
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"That Xehanort fella' sounds like a jackass, I tell ya' hwat."
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It's true what they say, kids, you're more likely to regret the things you didn't do. When life offers you weed, shrooms, or acid, don't be a bitch about it.
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This song was introduced to me by the only one of my alcoholic friends who didn't get a DUI (well, I'm PRETTY sure he didn't). It makes me think of him and my time playing bass with him while he indulged in a bunch of controlled substances I was too chicken to try out.
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"The plan, use online outrage to trick people into posting their feet, thereby obtaining photos to satisfy an embarrassing foot fetish, but without revealing one's true intentions."
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ACAB (A Cute, Adorable Bunny)
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You'd think they'd have bumped up their barrier game after Jan 6.
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This is depression and pain distilled into something audible and painful. This is what you'd hear if you hooked suicide up to an amplifier and set the distortion too high. This is god looking down on you just to let you know that he could, but he won't. It's also my favorite L. Cohen cover. Enjoy.
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Vampire hunter: "DON'T LET HIM IN! The vampire can't entire unless you invite him into your home!"
Occupant: "Is that a part of their curse?"
Vampire: "Uh, do YOU enter a home without being invited?"
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When I worked in grocery, EVERY dog was a service dog. "Yes, I have all their papers in the car" or "HIPPA, I don't have to tell you!" The trick I wish I'd known YEARS ago? They don't have to disclose their medical condition, but they DO have to say what the dog is trained to do.
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'Of Natural History' was very raw and unrefined, 'Grand Opening and Closing' got its shit together, 'In Glorious Times' maintains their momentum, and 'Of The Last Human Being' proved they've still got it almost 2 decades later. Goddamn, I love these guys.
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Born from the ashes of Idiot Flesh and Charming Hostess, Sleepytime produced four of the best albums I've ever heard.
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In an interview with PopUpTV (you can find it on youtube pretty easily), Nils Frykdahl described Sleepytime Gorilla Museum as an attempt to combine modern classical music with industrial music's sense of sound and texture.
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It's timeless because I don't have any time for that shit.
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I give her a 6/10. The Monster Energy lady had more charisma and a better sales pitch.
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Betty: "I love Archie."
Veronica: "I love Archie more."
Archie: "I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat! I walk around in the summer time, saying, 'How about this heat?'"
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I used to be a grappler, but lately I've been doing a lot of zoning.
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I don't know why I'm drawn to workaholic bands that have a compulsive need to create that borders on insanity, but I have a real thing for workaholic bands that have a compulsive need to create that borders on insanity. The idea of creating just for the sake of creating just does it for me.
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You're guaranteed to like exactly ONE Gizzard album. The rest? it's a fucking gamble, but you'll always KNOW it's a Gizzard album, even when they're playing stoner metal one minute and psychedelic jazz-rock the next.
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Ya' like 'PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation'? Well guess what? 'Nonagon Infinity'; 'Infest the Rats' Nest'; and 'Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava' sound NOTHING like it. NOTHING.
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King Gizzard's a hard band to get into because, much like Frank Zappa, they have a consistent flavor to their sound, but none of their albums sound alike.
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What's a little pedophilia accusations amongst friends?
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Google search: Eli Roth movies
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My whole life, whenever I'd encountered something artistic I couldn't understand, I'd default to, "well, I'm probably just too dumb to get this. It's beyond me." Now, I know that sometimes, if something sounds like bullshit, there's a decent chance it just is. Sometimes, there's no deeper meaning.
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"'It [the chorus in 'Tell Me Why'] sounds like gibberish to me,' Young admitted to writer Scott Cohen in 1988. 'I stopped singing that song because when I get to that line, I go, ‘what the fuck am I talking about?’"
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Is it about being old enough to pay it back to the people who helped along the way, but young enough to sell out? I decided to do some research and I found a quote from 'Shakey: Neil Young's Biography' By James McDonough'.
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"Tell me why
Tell me why
Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself
When you're old enough to repay
But young enough to sell?"
Okay, that sounds really cool, but what the actual fuck does it mean? Is he talking about a starter home? Old enough to pay it off, but young enough to sell it?
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You start off with the first verse where Neil, in the most beautiful way possible, meditates on the fear and excitement of new love following heart break, but then, the chorus kicks in.