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People outside the games industry don't grasp that this is absolutely unheard of. Workers don't get royalties, and we definitely don't get performance bonuses. When we make a hit game we sometimes just get laid off

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me: ran into The Penis Smasher last night friend: oof did he uh? (claps hands together) me: big time

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Australian winter: -no Christmas (that's in summer) -no summer holidays (that's at Christmas) -its just cold and nothing happens -do your tax return -you find out what the song of the summer is

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When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs

submitted 20 hours ago • 62 comments

Comics are good.

submitted 21 hours ago • 44 comments

screening a fucked up bleak movie for your friends and then watching the letterboxd 5 star reviews roll in: like a kind of drug, to me

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Proud of her transition

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OH GOD

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

I love movies about weird VHS tapes

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You can't blame every death or outbreak at an isolated mansion on us. That one last week? Yes sure. Next week? Also yes, we have something in the pipeline. But two or three months from now? Unfortunately yes.

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Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover theonion.com/sabrina...

submitted 4 days ago • 39 comments

being a video game writer is literally the best job ever. which is unfortunate because it also happens to be the worst job ever

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

For the absolute last time: I never said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said I could see why people would think that

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For Oxventure Deadlands @themarvelousmrc.bsky.social‬ created some absolutely stunning artwork for our cast of player characters!

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All the weird puritanism disguised as feminism that’s been going around lately has made me really want to make music for a porn game. It’s not something I thought much about doing before, but I am 1000% motivated by spite in most things I do 😇

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

happy birthday to among us! as per tradition, i became a menace to the mods and the public Discord for the birthday

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Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.

submitted 75 days ago • 45 comments

The Offering 🗡 (at a price) #art

submitted 6 days ago • 31 comments

this is the correct take, and anyone struggling with “the cringe of it all” should reflect on whether their support is conditional on everyone appearing cool or meeting a particular aesthetic. that’s not solidarity, that's curation. real solidarity never comes from sameness, nor does liberation

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It is buckwild to me that people as not only posting photos of people’s faces at protests, but also identifying them by name. Like, don’t do the pigs’ work for them?

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From my brother Mark on Instagram. Yep.

submitted 129 days ago • 6 comments

"I asked ChatGPT and it said..." well I asked the screaming skull cyborg from Robocop 2 and it said "WWWUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" and fell over.

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

Maybe I'm just too online, but I hate this!

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My favourite thing about the Friday the 13th series is that the timeline is convoluted and doesn't make any sense, so that if you envision each movie as a different campfire tale being told by some drunk counselors, each getting weirder as they try and top each other, it totally works.

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

“one of your favorite pods is doing a bit on australia” oh hell yeah “they’re not pulling punches about stolen land or genocide” fuck yeah “they’re doing the voices” oh—

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unfortunately none of the friday the 13ths are the best slasher movies. on the other hand, pretty much every single one of them has a warm, lunk-headed charm.