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zootius.bsky.social

Follow me. I don't know where we're going. 📍Yorkshire, UK My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s My recent skoots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64

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I love seeing troops marching past cheering onlooker

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Thought about replying but then didn't, as a treat

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Does MSNBC know what "scores" means?

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Trying to memorise the difference between Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian columns, just in case there's some kind of architectural emergency.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Happy birthday to the living embodiment of everything that's wrong with this planet

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Praying for a parachutist to land on his stupid head

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Nobody saw this coming

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Florida officials threaten librarians with criminal prosecution over Judy Blume book popular.info/p/florida-of...

submitted 3 days ago • 49 comments

"I'm a back-end developer": Don't ask me to do UI. "I'm a front-end developer": Don't ask me to do microservices. "I'm a full-stack developer": Don't ask me to do anything.

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Just checking whatsapp to find out what time Israel's going to hit Iran

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Are you a person or a briefly amusing coffee mug slogan?

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Les Paul and Paul, and Paul's Les Paul

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Bad vibrations

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Don't judge a book by its cover! looks at Stephen Miller's face Sometimes books may be judged by their cover!

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Birds do it 🐦🎶 - arguably. Bees do it 🐝🎵 - no they don't. Even educated fleas do it 🐜🎶 - bees don't do it. You were wrong by the second line. Let's do it 🎵 - stop. Bees don't do it. You have to stop at bees. They don't do it. Never mind fleas.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I've never taken part in a debacle, unless you count two of my marriages

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Lol at YouTube punishing me for using an adblocker by making me wait several seconds for the video to start. Bitch, I will take a silent black screen over a shitty AI-voiced advert any day.

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Nobody knows that I am Anonymous participant 736

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An American person calling themself Danger Mouse is ridiculous

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Okay but is the tiramisu a lie

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Asking for a friend, when the thirst is trapped do they at any point release the thirst

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