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Applicant’s resume had experience working at Nothing Bundt Cakes— and now I can’t think of anything bu(nd)t cake

I’m a really annoying sick person. No I don’t have time for this, can we get this over with, let’s gooo, I’m bored!!

Are you the person in the relationship that remembers everyone’s name or the person that relies on the other to remind you?

Building’s fire alarm went off within seconds after this

Oh baby, we are so back

🎶 Digital digital get down 🎶

I can’t explain it but having a coffee at 3:00pm on a Friday is the equivalent to running on a moving sidewalk

jk sf let’s goo

Friday yet?

Coffee ain’t strong enough this morning but at least mercury is out gatorade 😮‍💨

right before they had to claw me off the boat

🎶 I’ve been feelin this familiar feeling like I’ve known you my whole liiiife 🎶

istg it’s always the nissan altima with a mirror missing

This part👇

Gaggy serving cunt in every 👏 fucking 👏 scene 👏