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“I’m a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.” — David Letterman
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yes it's a shame that MASH the tv series deviated from the obvious pro-war message of Robert Altman's original film

Is there a term for how smart JD Vance thinks he is vs. how much less smart he actually is? Seems like there would be one in German if not English.

TACO incoming

Presidential budget is out. Here's NSF. Biggest cut, by amount, is $1 billion, or 66.8%, from MPS (Physics & Math directorate). nsf-gov-resources.nsf.gov/files/00-NSF...

Bobby gonna lose his shit again at next Congressional hearing

All of these countries have issued USA travel advisories: - Germany - United Kingdom - Denmark - Finland - France - Ireland - Netherlands - Portugal - Belgium - Norway - Canada - New Zealand - Australia - Mexico - Venezuela - Uruguay - Japan

this, too, is vice signaling

Raskin: This is a gangster state. This is not basically a legitimate government that is sometimes doing corrupt things. This is an essentially corrupt enterprise. It's like watching The Sopranos. Every day, they get up and they try to figure out how to plunder and pillage the people

He has stolen ALL of our personal information He has damaged our country, children, and families Now from the NY Times insiders tell of obscene drug use, so much Ketamine damaged his bladder and frequently taking ectasy and magic mushrooms He has DAMAGED YOU & ME ALL OF US

Yeesh, if Elon hasn’t stopped he could be facing “radical reconstructive surgery required in end-stage disease”

as someone who had done a lot of ketamine I feel it's my duty to point out that doing enough to have kidney/urinary tract problems is a massive red flag and the person has likely crossed over into the range of psychosis

Sometimes good things happen

Goodbye Hot Lips 🕯️

Where did Trump hear “Thank you for your attention to this matter”?

"As a large government contractor ... SpaceX ... must maintain a drug-free work force and administers random drug tests to its employees. But Mr. Musk has received advance warning of the tests, according to people close to the process."

Stephen Miller cuck takes go viral and it’s just a coincidence that Elon has a black eye, lol ok

Elon decided a 5-year-old punching him is less humiliating than the real story

And half of America thinks he’s a paragon of masculinity

“They state that right out of the gate: ‘I have to leave this country. It is not what it used to be.’”

“Listen Elon, you just need to keep a broad around to change your diaper. Hope was that for me. How about Katie? Don’t get me wrong, Stephen’s been a lot of help but we both know what a fucking loser he is”

Trump claims that the power to impose tariffs was "granted by the founders" (it literally was not)

The @rollingstone.com hed is a little more direct than the @nytimes.com. 🤡 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Board members were reportedly worried they were opening themselves up to charges for bribery. Which is reasonable since they’re giving Trump a bribe.

A Nazi was kicked out of a Punk Rock concert in Vegas. 👏

So, this Unbound/Boundless fiasco. I was going to be polite about it, but after this morning’s email: no

Must read from @michellegoldberg.bsky.social. The richest man in the world attacked the poorest children in the world. The casualities continue to mount. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

Iowans should force Ernst to resign over this. Truly monstrous.

Just to be clear: Republicans aren't staying these insane things because they're bad politicians. They're saying it because they believe politics doesn't matter and what the voters think doesn't matter. They think since the voters accepted Trump, they'll accept any bullshit they shovel at them.

Many of the same people (rightly) furious about blood libel are happy to spread lies that Palestinians fabricate their suffering.

JFC

This shithead should be taken off your list of acceptable candidates! Boo this man!

Do you think Elon and Don traded tips on adult diapers?

White House MAHA Report relied on AI not scientists, experts say. The report by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is full of fake cities and non-existent studies. It's BS. Still he will use it to make policy and people will die. wapo.st/45wdA6A

Sounds like Stephen Miller is spilling the beans on Elon’s drug abuse because Katie has left him to become Elon’s diaper changer.

So did Katie announce she was having Elon’s baby yet

It just keeps getting awesomer

Yes, it’s a vocabulary deficit. Trump is an uneducated and demented moron.

Pile on.

Canada welcomes the U.S. Court of International Trade’s decision on the United States’ tariffs. It confirmed what we’ve always held: that the American tariffs against Canadian goods are unlawful and unjustified.

fuck this missouriindependent.com/briefs/misso...

Imagine getting cucked by the guy whose rocket doesn’t even work

Congratulations to Katie Miller for being literally the only woman in the world for whom joining Elon Musk’s harem would be a step up.

ATTN: JAKE TAPPER