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Zwolf666 from Twitter, before Elon turned it into 4chan. Affably misanthropic hellspawn who needs a place to put goofy things he says. https://mastodon.world/@Zwolf at Mastodon, http://mightyblowhole.blogspot.com/
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The reason Pete Hegseth is a drunk is because he tried to play that game where you do a shot every time Pete Hegseth says the word "warfighter." My hope for you all is that you may someday find someone you love as much as Hegseth loves the saying the goofy word "warfighter."

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's a shame they can't both fall out ALL the windows...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I hope they fucking kill each other. Watching them fight is like seeing somebody with a turd in each hand start clapping. (The fun thing is, I don't even have to say who I'm talking about, you already know.)

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, Trump sure is mad about this "TACO" thing. He doesn't like being called a "taco." Wait 'til "Trump Ultimately Reverses Decisions" becomes popular...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck it might be my Uncle Bert and he forgot to take his pills.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

You can learn kung fu the same way you make a statue. You just have to stop doing everything that isn't kung fu.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The Good Ship Lollipop was from back in the days when the Navy didn't yet understand the importance of projecting a tough image.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

One thing's glaringly obvious: Trump would bellycrawl a mile through wet dung to have the approval of any of the celebrities he insults. Only one thing has ever mattered in his miserable, pitiful life, and that's the approval of famous people. He's chased it his entire life. It obsesses him.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

(this is true) Well THAT'S freaky... I just looked up the 1973 Walking Tall on IMDB for no particular reason, then the next site I went to I saw news that Joe Don Baker died. RIP, sir. Crazy coincidence. Back to IMDB to look up The Apprentice...

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody pees in the shower. But it takes an RFK Jr. to pee in the bathtub.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

My aunt is a painter. Her favorite thing to paint is birds. That's a lot harder than you think -- they'll fight you and try to escape the whole time you're dabbing it on.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I think having "Nancy Mace Only" bathrooms would solve everybody's problems. She could shut up, and nobody would have to risk walking in after she'd been in there...

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Life was simpler in olden times. If you saw a cool bird, you could tell that story for weeks

submitted 44 days ago • 15 comments

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. So we know they weren't physics majors.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

If you've never seen this before, take the time, trust me, it's worth it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsPD...

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

So what if I get KFC confused with the UFC? I'm still the fight champ there.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

"What you doin' with that hammer?" "Gonna try to make something." "What you tryin'ta make?" "Friends." - from my romance novel

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

All of you people who are in favor of copyright laws, just be aware that they're the reason you'll never get to read my novel, Chewbacca Cop.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's first 100 days were just an "Aristocrats" joke without the sex.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I often wonder what the people working in overseas factories making rubber dog poop and whoopie cushions to ship over here think of American culture.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

The irony of white supremacists

submitted 52 days ago • 9 comments

The bank has a digital sign showing the temperature, and the gas station has a digital sign showing gas prices, and sometimes I forget where I'm driving and think it's 318 degrees out there.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments