i felt like my foot felt weird and when i investigated found out that my sock had completely unravelled at the toes. just open across the front. what the fuck i have never been this betrayed by a sock in my life
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Could it be that, in a bid for balance in the Universe, while your fingers have been ravelling yarn into various garments, your toes have been unravelling it back to its raw state?
I used to hang around on a messageboard where dreadful puns got you "spanged", which meant metaphorically hit with a frying pan. I got spanged quite a lot, and that pun definitely would have got one with a special run-up.
I have bamboo socks that the floofy bamboo fibres have fallen out of, leaving a sad skeleton of the base thread they're woven into. I don't mind if I wear through socks but these have just given given up on life.
I hate to break it to you, but socks never trusted us to begin with. Sharp toenails, permanent separation from their partners, forced into an arbitrary relationship with a previously unknown sock or left to live their lives alone... They have grievances.
Last week I put on a sock in apparently a reasonable state of repair. 4 hours later it had developed a hole in the heel big enough to put my fist through. Betrayal is right.
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"Sew its seams"
*not really, I'm just envious, bravo
So sick
cant believe you have never lived...
or walked very far at all