Singing "The Twelve Days of Christmas" but shaking my head at each stanza so everyone knows I don't support these terrible gifts. - ThreadSky

haileypiperfights.bsky.social • 85 days ago

Singing "The Twelve Days of Christmas" but shaking my head at each stanza so everyone knows I don't support these terrible gifts.

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ageofuprising.bsky.social•85 days ago

It's basically "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," which incidentally, is also a better gift.

ronyamauchi.bsky.social•85 days ago

Like do I build them a wall or is a shelf from Costco ok

ageofuprising.bsky.social•85 days ago

I was just gonna throw 'em at it.

ronyamauchi.bsky.social•85 days ago

So
An athletic gift like Wii Sports

reedyboy.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'll have the rings if you don't want them.

cold-feet.bsky.social•85 days ago

I’ll take 5 gold rings. No thanks on everything else.

reallynowwhat.bsky.social•85 days ago

https://youtu.be/RA_C-Whh9fo?si=jTjtIEL48WbLbrgi

suchnothing.bsky.social•85 days ago

There's a straight to TV kids movie where a man brings a woman each of the 12 days of Christmas presents trying to win her love and she hates every single one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuwh_2t6wBg&t=354s

eveharms.com•85 days ago

How about those eleven Pipers piping though

piperfuriosa.bsky.social•85 days ago

I mean, if i'm piping just by existing, maybe?

haileypiperfights.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'm defeated, one shotted

zeblito.bsky.social•85 days ago

Imagine living in a time when you’d be like *yay turtle doves*

vieuxquelquechose.bsky.social•85 days ago

What do you have against the French?

haileypiperfights.bsky.social•85 days ago

Is it a French song?

vieuxquelquechose.bsky.social•85 days ago

One of the gifts is French and it's great.

horrorsong.blog•85 days ago

Covering my face as if it's a casual gesture as I skulk back to the store to return all those maids a milking I special ordered for you.

haileypiperfights.bsky.social•85 days ago

You didn't even look at my Etsy list, did you

emptywrites.bsky.social•85 days ago

There’s a whole infrastructure required for all those geese a laying. That’s like gifting someone a whole ass unpaid job.

lt-atl.bsky.social•85 days ago

I just wanted some Beats.

ronyamauchi.bsky.social•85 days ago

Haha but can you resist bellowing “five…GOOOOOOLDEN RINGGGGSSSS” at the appropriate interval? I suggest you cannot, it’s just physics

chortle-bot.bsky.social•85 days ago

Idk, I'd be pretty happy if my partner got me so many birds

maxschwartz-png.bsky.social•85 days ago

and it should be known

mr-david-ashford.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ridiculous number of birds!

thatdana.bsky.social•85 days ago

😂

realnormmiller.bsky.social•85 days ago

I wouldnt mind some french hens. A dove would be good, too

rhinestonecowgal.bsky.social•85 days ago

Worst Christian carol ever

cavalrysword.bsky.social•84 days ago

The song is mostly about the incredible number of times and ways you can give someone the bird.

maxturneruk.com•85 days ago

We had a quiz at work last week and one of the questions was "what was received on the seventh day of Christmas" and honestly, our guess wasn't even close. We have come to the conclusion that as this ALWAYS comes up in Christmas quizzes, we should actually learn the lyrics lol