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I’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like, follow @thatclowngoddess.bsky.social for that stuff 🤡. (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️🕎 🍉 🪬 https://eveharms.com/links/
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What’re u reading?! Made a lil campy promo for our trans splatterpunk thriller CHASERS with @mariahdarling6.bsky.social today 🥰 💙📚

We’re holding strong at number 1!!! 😍

The fact that people would scream so hard and so much at Beatles concerts that it drowned out the music is so fucking funny. If I were alive back then I’d have gone just for the group screaming sesh

“Top Picks For You”?! If you’ve got something to say to me Roku, just come out and say it

Hell yea, no gods no masters no derpy fucking bathroom signs

Pre-orders for the CHASERS kindle ebook on Amazon were unfortunately CANCELED due to a distribution hiccup! If you pre-ordered there you were refunded, BUT you'll have to re-purchase to get it on your Kindle. Sorry for the confusion, hopefully the affected people see 😰

Pre-orders for the CHASERS kindle ebook on Amazon were unfortunately CANCELED due to a distribution hiccup! If you pre-ordered there you were refunded, BUT you'll have to re-purchase to get it on your Kindle. Sorry for the confusion, hopefully the affected people see 😰

Some other skeletons I’ve made in blender

We are the daughters of the witches who you could not flatten with a tornadoed house to the delight of The Lollipop Guild

So pleasing to the eye

This is all happening because the Gävle Goat didn’t burn last year

This is obviously horrible and I hate it, but it's hard for me to not laugh at the choice to include the character with hands on the hips as if saying "aaare you shurrre?" to the people entering. What absolute tools these people are, what clueless, worthless dipshits

For artists reading this and wondering “But then, how do I know if my work is good? How do I make it better?” You don’t. You develop your taste, and make work that aligns with it as closely as you’re capable of. You bring out the maximum essence and truth of the work without holding back.

Yes, and there is no objectively “good” art. What’s considered “good art” is always based on the judgements of personal preferences and alignment to cultural values and expectations. Yes, and there is a large audience for pigslop (this is both good and bad news for artists) Still no contradictions

In retrospect, the phrase “worldwide web” was prophetic considering how wrapped up we are in it, how our movements are being restricted more and more, and how the bloodthirsty arachnids are closing in to suck out our insides until we’re left desiccated husks

God I dropped so many giant slices off floppy pizza on the floor in my dream last night. Cheese slumping off the soggy crusts, tomato sauce all over my palms—it was like an I Think You Should Leave sketch

Happy Black History Month

Bad news: I just found out that all these likes we’ve worked so hard to earn are not redeemable at any location

Date claimed she had authentic "beetle yoni" but we got to her place and it was just a deck sealant shellac painted over her panty zone again. Fake carapace.

Please do this.

FYI to bookstore buyers: TRANSMUTED is now available through ingram!

Mail Day @eveharms.com

Hoped it wouldn't come to this, but a quick heads up to my followers that I'm going to be setting my reply settings to "only ravenous hounds" for a bit. Just a little tired of people riffing and joking around with me when I joined this site to be torn to rags of meat by snarling soulless beasts.

I was really good at Oregon Trail in school so I was able to get the Die by Dysentery ending 😌

Private utilities companies need to be abolished. I’m getting constant ads to join class action lawsuits against my utility company Edison due to them being at fault for the Eaton Fire. Their customers are going to join the lawsuit, and then they’ll just claw that money back with rate hikes!

one year later i decided to add leg's shadow on a stomach

David Lynch: "There are some things that are going on these days, we are attacking films for violence and not doing a whole lot in the world for violence. A film is a safe place to have experiences."

Wholesome protagonists are great when the work calls for it, but tailoring our art for the most foolish members of our audience is a bad idea. I'm pretty confident that approach will have zero benefit to society lol