You show up and he's already stripped off the top of his robes and showing off those carpenter's guns. You start thinking about cursed fig trees. It's nearing 6 and the dusk-orange light is streaming through his stigmata and you wonder whether you're getting out of this one still able to have kids
You’re going to Hell in a rollercoaster in the front seat with gasoline underwear for posting that. And I’ll be sitting right next to you for cracking up and doing a spit take in public when I read it 😂
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They didn't realize he's actually just slow quitting.
Dream Theater
https://youtu.be/yz7bxTBhtVo?si=JiAv_S9I4VoTppqK
"what the hell are you ta-" *immediately bashed by flung garbage can*
I’ve heard he has a mean right cross.
Pontius Pilate opens his eyes knowing what must be done.