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uncleduke1969.bsky.social • 9 hours ago

existential crisis at the drive-thru

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chiliebean03.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Minds.

jfloozie.bsky.social•9 hours ago

It's for lent. No more fucks.

otiscampbell.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Ontology is hard

katorcatlady.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Employee making sign: “Hey, Boss- what is we out of?” Boss (who dreams of being an English teacher): “Are”

regcastle.bsky.social•6 hours ago

And we are also out of is. Please go elsewhere for is and are.

shislandinfo.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Other examples here: https://sainthelenaisland.info/speaksaint.htm#q_closinghumourid

bauntarbara.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Drive-thru messaging gets kicked up a notch...

joerotindo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Ah yes, I remember when I was out of are. We were the is until it was and then the were became the are.

Good times.

gmcginnis.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Did you say clay?

poetaster.bsky.social•9 hours ago

AHHHHH! They can't say "is", as it is wrong, and clearly, they are not out of "are"!

nevetsboy.bsky.social•9 hours ago

But were they out of was?

andbrnn.com•6 hours ago

Sorry for the inconvenience, but now is not a good time.

empeewhite.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Existential crisis! at the drive thru is my panic! at the disco cover band

georgemeaney.bsky.social•7 hours ago

“Oh god, we is out of are,” I say as I watch my legs vanish.

barrypopik.bsky.social•4 hours ago

"Sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of are."
-- WeeBee Toys (formerly Toys"R"Us)
http://www.weebeetoys.com/

jaypochapin.bsky.social•6 hours ago

This is pretty bad, but I still believe abuse of the apostrophe should be a capital offense

Also, confusion between words like "there" and "their"

Spellchecker can't filter out stupidity

almightynoodle1.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I'm also out of am, is, was, will be... basically all of the conjugations.

jedeckert.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Long John Silver’s?

andbrnn.com•6 hours ago

Sorry for the inconvenience, but our "argh" is missing its "gh."

sweetrhesus.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I want to know the origin story of this sign

chenchojecka.bsky.social•5 hours ago

original viral sign read “…we is out of HAM” but the sign was altered to “out of are” to emphasize the fact that the original sign creator used “we is” instead of “we are”

nom-temelka.bsky.social•4 hours ago

The manager (his name is obviously Mike) told us all that the are was being discontinued, and we encountered a slew of wes.

Fucking Mike, man.

s-words426.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Why am I?

sarcasmo.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Doesn't that depend on what is is?

4dognight.bsky.social•5 hours ago

It IS inconvenient! Thank you.

The verb TO BE is going to need some special conjugal visits since basic conjugating is clearly too much to ask.

Points for letting us know though.