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Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.
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Who knew of this career opportunity? 🤭

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Almost done with my screenplay about the end of the world, and only cats survive. I call it "Apocalypse Meow".

submitted 21 hours ago • 9 comments

How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not answering an email or grocery shopping.

submitted 20 hours ago • 8 comments

Trump fired the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff? I wonder what race he … come on, let me finish before you start laughing

submitted 16 hours ago • 48 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

"Big Balls is the grandson of a KGB agent" is never a phrase I thought was going to come out of my mouth but goddamn if I'm not going to say this to my own mother tomorrow

submitted 14 hours ago • 15 comments

my retirement plan is moving to a country with universal health care in 5 yrs or being killed fighting for democracy why the fuck would I care about making sure I’m covered at retirement age if literally none of our systems are designed to get ppl to a retirement age? not chasing the carrot

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1011 comments

Transphobes are the most sensitive insecure people in the world.

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

I reiterate: "Idiocracy" was a documentary. Mike Judge is a prophet.

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

Thought about getting up but, alas, my cat crawled into bed and curled up in a circle next to me, so, y’know, that’s the priority

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

It was a chilly night so I warmed her by being the big spoon and she returned the favor with intermittent bursts of smelly heat to my crotch.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

that Trumpers think the US Postal *SERVICE* should be a profit-making enterprise exposes the fallacy in their conception of government

submitted 17 hours ago • 829 comments

what’s up

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

😎

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

My daughter and her friends made this “Remy cake.” And having seen it, I must now walk into the sea.

submitted 23 hours ago • 508 comments

Every Friday we get a news story that’s like Trump Administration declares a return to meritocracy, fires African American scientist with 30 years experience overseeing germ disease laboratory with Trent “Jizzman” Spunkmyer

submitted 15 hours ago • 10 comments

Gotta admit, I'm kinda addicted to these damn things

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Holy shit.. look what I found missing from under the valve cover, but chilling under the lower intake manifold. 😭

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

of course!

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 147 comments

granted...

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Enrique Tarrio arrested by U.S. Capitol Police after throwing a protester’s phone in DC

submitted 20 hours ago • 26 comments