"Duct tape, Brian? You thought DUCT TAPE would stop me? I'm a little offended, I thought you had more respect for me than that."
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For once we need more people like this.... People with fine-tuned coordinated hands that know what the fuck they're doing for the right of the world to help the planet.
Hahaha… and posing for the camera 📸
After Thanksgiving one year turkey buzzards turned over my neighbor's garbage can going after the turkey carcass. The raccoons took care of business when it came to a turkey carcass.
Nice lighting Brian. I think I'll use this as my LinkedIn.
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Toronto raccoons are a tough bunch.
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This has me rolling. 😆
"You merely adopted the trash, I was born in it. Molded by it."
Resin marine glue and a piece of plastic
Stupid humans.
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lets support each other and grow! add me on twitch - zakkarie777 - I add every one that adds me
Trash panda!! 😍
These Toronto raccoons are built different.
They just chewed through my green bin too!!
"Come in from out of the cold and share some food" The raccoon said
Looks like someone got stuck working the drive-thru.
love this😂🤣😱
Raccoons are amazing in their ingenuity and dexterity. Anyone who has camped out in well visited places has most likely encountered and been entertained by the activities of this entertaining creature.
🤣Once a bandit always a bandit.
Love those lil fuckers
Lol 😆🤣😂
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🫡 Brian, much to his credit, employs the
Hillbilly version of "This Old House".
I hope Elon Musk packs plenty of Duct-tape.
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Why do Teslas keep showing up on my feed
That raccoon has obviously seen The Shining.
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When raccoons get a cybertruck 😂
If you’re not gonna give me your 110% here Brian, I’m gone! Chicken wing bones are a dime a dozen in this neighbourhood hood, Brian!
Brian used it wrong - he put it on the can and not the raccoon
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJoRl26eYrc
Now why the actual fuck would someone start yelling? ♥️Mama was trying to feed her cubs ♥️

People suck.
Don't listen to what the coppers tell you. I've been framed, I say, framed!
I think here in London our foxes would say the same.
lol
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Trash panda gonna trash panda
Aw man, I don't care how long its been...

Too soon, too soon!
John Candy and John Hughes. Two of my favorite people. The Great Outdoors was a frickin fantastic movie!
🎶🎼Bababa boom 🎼🎵
Enter raccoons 🦝🦝

*LOBSTER TAILS*

*AND A SHITLOAD OF HOTDOGS*

*YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE MADE OF RIGHT?*
Considering many parts of the world don’t have raccoons, if we were to train them and pay them very well, we could have the greatest mercenary army in the world. Maybe that’s how we topple the Cheeto regime
Trash Bandits
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“Does this cybertruck make me look sexy?”
Bwahaha! 🤣
Just get a new can for garbage and this is his for the food, paint him a little restaurant door or house door around the opening. Fixed.
Frankly, I’m a lil embarrassed for you, Brain. I mean, you could at least have re-enforced it with a rebar cage inside, THEN duct tape. 😩
🤣 clever little fellow
I once witnessed a squirrel who chewed through thick plastic (a large bucket) to get to the bird seed I kept inside.

Determination and teeth. That's all you really need in life.
Sorry everyone, Fred here, I'm new:
Are we breaking in or out ?
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His facial expression matches that phrase perfectly 👌😂
Evil little beasts are crawling all over me. They give me the heeby jeebies!
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Raccoon: 1 Duct Tape: 0
(maybe Gorilla Tape next?)
Animano a Animano?
If you think the Canada goose is intense, try a Toronto raccoon. 😂 😳😬