At first I looked at this and thought "that's not a likely contingency if you're going to Applebee's" but I was taking the message in its positive sense...
You've clearly never sampled their Carolina Reaper Mozzarella sticks. Aunt Maisie ate one at the county fair and won the hog hollering contest, without even entering it. #ScovilleScale
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Here's one from 2018: https://soapstore.tumblr.com/post/176844024088/i-finally-got-a-picture-of-the-prepare-to-meet-god
I mean, he introduced himself and everything: "Hi, I'm Jesus, your waiter today".
He did in fact turn water into wine too. It was a nice rosé blend
It's all hype.
Weed out the weak. Darwinism.
Outstanding move...