who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it - ThreadSky

juniorhoncho.bsky.social • 310 days ago

who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it

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admiralhalo.bsky.social•306 days ago

"The Three Body Problem" (2008)

paperdragon77.bsky.social•93 days ago

I have an idea that I can’t quite get right but…
Aliens show up. Tell us they are going to harvest the resources of our solar system and we can keep earth. So humanity just watches as the solar system is strip mined.

littlenomad.bsky.social•93 days ago

They might want the resources, but they sure as hell wouldn’t want *us* at this point.

fairwaltung.bsky.social•301 days ago

LOL
what should they ruin?

fairwaltung.bsky.social•301 days ago

all of IT we manage ouer-self

phostetlerart.bsky.social•298 days ago

I don’t cotton to no dog destroyers.

cynthiasaysboo.bsky.social•299 days ago

I mean, they could play the role that disasters always play, which is to make every existing inequality even worse. (See: Covid. See: wildfires.)

xfilestogo.bsky.social•299 days ago

They are probably going to do a colonoscopy on all 8 billion+ people.

jasontheaverage.bsky.social•9 days ago

Maybe they did but they are really stupid and only got here because they’ve had longer to develop tech.

chetski3000.bsky.social•93 days ago

They’re gonna turn us against each other so they can extract our resour- oh shit

charlie2snakes.bsky.social•310 days ago

I'm excited to hear what the aliens thought was worth coming all that way for, sounds to me like they want earth more than we do.

oreginal49ers.bsky.social•21 hours ago

The aliens are avoiding us. We're the toxic waste dump of the universe.

injushe.bsky.social•299 days ago

I used to look forward to AI taking over because they couldn't do any worse than humans do on their own. but then AI came out and I don't think that way anymore.

bring on the aliens

lilli99.bsky.social•91 days ago

Honestly, after this shitshow, I imagine the aliens will drive by us and not look directly at Earth. Because IF they did come down, we’d all line up to go!!

yurei.bsky.social•93 days ago

aliens arrive, say fuck this shithole and fly away while they still can

robocoplol.bsky.social•298 days ago

"Oh hell yeah, no work tomorrow baby!" - me minutes before getting disintegrated

suitti.bsky.social•301 days ago

I'm not the first to dream of an alien abduction vacation.

tripdazey.bsky.social•301 days ago

Its not an invasion at this point, its a search and rescue mission. Just a bunch of us Earthlings waiting around like Kinzie in Saints Row 4: "I'm the smartest person in this room, take me with you."

cburke.bsky.social•93 days ago

Aliens, we got a lot of shit to fix. I hope you brought guns.

diz-nic.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Do you think aliens would be impressed by how much money certain people have?

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