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If you've ever worked for a small town paper that covered a story of national interest, you've seen those stories appear a couple of days later on CNN and NYT, lightly rewritten if at all, no new information. To them reading and copying is research and reporting, that's journalism to them.

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Just FYI the hearts of all true human beings revulse at the thought of a king, and only the most disgusting, vile, servile, craven creatures, lower than any natural beast, would wish to be ruled by one.

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it’s good actually to do small acts of good. you don’t have to always take big swings. don’t let paralysis stop you from helping just a little bit. unless you’re like a congressperson or something. if you’re in congress this doesn’t apply to you

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me in 2077: what people forget is that there were a half dozen plane crashes each month before the Great AI Plane Skyfall of 2025 grandson: wow so everybody thought AI was going to fix all of that? me: haha what? oh. no. not even kind of. No

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What the fuck is all this DOGE orders shit? DOGE is not a real government agency and has no legal authority, has everyone but me gone fucking crazy? Why is anyone doing anything but telling these little freaks to eat shit? Jesus Christ!

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Reskeet with 5 Perfect Albums Supertramp - Breakfast in America Dire Straits - Dire Straits The Cure - Wild Mood Swings Wendy Carlos - A Clockwork Orange: Wendy Carlos's Complete Original Score Dead Prez - Let's Get Free

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I have no patience for "that's what they get" replies. I don't care the fuck anybody voted for or didn't vote for. The people whose lives are being destroyed by Trump are not my enemies. Period. I don't want anyone harmed. I want the harm to stop.

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The mask hanging off the ear is a detail I didn't notice the first time, this is the kind of character work you only see in the great ones.

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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 9 days ago • 212 comments

I blame msnbc for making this app so much less fun, every time they plug it a couple million of the least fun ppl in america log on and start telling everyone else how to post

submitted 10 days ago • 63 comments

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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Few things better summarize the fact that "tough on crime" is about social control, not actually fighting serious crime, than the contrast between these two stories, both of which came out today.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

I would say that Friends owes reparations to Living Single, but I don't regard that as unnecessary.

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Googles response basically being “it’s not making things up, it’s just incapable of telling facts from made up bullshit” would have destroyed a product in the days before the economy was propped up by a thin framework of scams lashed together with investment capital

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youtu.be/nyu4u3VZYaQ?...

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uvalde cop level opposition party

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

it's simple: just because the president is a Nazi doesn't mean you have to be one too

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Courage can become contagious.

submitted 19 days ago • 59 comments

I do not want to see pictures of that one Based DOGE Zoomer with the broccoli haircut anymore. He looks like if one of the Ghoulies was 1) real and 2) rich enough that his dad owned a sailboat. He looks a toilet brush that somehow developed the ability to become libertarian. Enough.

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Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

submitted 21 days ago • 95 comments

Did you know: Aaron Sorkin had nothing to do with The Morning Show even though it sucks in a very specific way?

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Start training for old age. Muscle, flexibility and endurance is the best investment you can make. We don't discover love but cultivate it. Loving is not what makes you feel good but what you feed and protect. Emotions are signals, not instructions. Do the right thing whenever you have a chance.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

How are straight people still listening to numetal? Come on guys.

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