do you think when they slice open some poor guy's nuts the microplastics just sorta dump out of em like when they open up a big shark and license plates and shit clatter wetly onto the dock. or not really - ThreadSky

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juniorhoncho.bsky.social • 22 days ago

do you think when they slice open some poor guy's nuts the microplastics just sorta dump out of em like when they open up a big shark and license plates and shit clatter wetly onto the dock. or not really

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dinolamour.bsky.social•22 days ago

You need a knife that can cut through the outer plastic and lead skin

toasty.cx•22 days ago

when they open mine up it's gonna ooze out like play doh

ceejsteak.bsky.social•22 days ago

I shared this with my friends. I'm not sure why. Am I a bad person? Are you?

soupcansteffans.bsky.social•22 days ago

Indiana Jones feeling the weight of a scrotum in his hand before removing a pinch of microplastics and swapping it with a statue

noddemix.bsky.social•22 days ago

i imagine it's like a party popper

juniorhoncho.bsky.social•22 days ago

full to burstin you figure, these nuts

v2girl.bsky.social•22 days ago

Oooo, I hope so!

juniorhoncho.bsky.social•22 days ago

sadly that's all that any of us can do

v2girl.bsky.social•22 days ago

And my boss is always telling us that hope is not a strategy. However, it's all that I have.

seangmc.bsky.social•22 days ago

that's a good question

burgerjazz.bsky.social•22 days ago

it's a gachapon capsule situation, a figurine of goku pops out

juniorhoncho.bsky.social•22 days ago

Crimes of the Future 2

bryan.town•22 days ago

they have to take a core sample like a tree

juniorhoncho.bsky.social•22 days ago

you're thinking of the ground

bryan.town•22 days ago

I’m pretty sure nuts develop in rings, otherwise why are they shaped like that

yellslikegoats.bsky.social•22 days ago

An approximation:

daisybug42.bsky.social•22 days ago

I think you hang the guy up by his feet like Jaws and the balls fall out of his mouth, but they’re fuzzy and green because microplastics

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