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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

submitted 1 day ago • 284 comments

If only we had a word for a shape with three sides.

submitted 1 day ago • 211 comments

Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

I’m pretty sure the sensor-activated paper towel dispenser was invented by someone who had never had wet hands in their entire life

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Reposting with alt text: I did this just now and it worked.

submitted 2 days ago • 70 comments

You never imagine the descent into despotism being quite this embarrassing, you know? You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen.

submitted 2 days ago • 333 comments

Wernher von Braun meeting American counterintelligence officers in 1945:

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 335 comments

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

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that's nice unrelated, check out how cool my state's seal is

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

I know we’re in unprecedented times but I truly have never seen anything like this ratio

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

so here's the deal: I will watch any movie with anya taylor joy in it. i don't care about the rotten tomatoes score. plot... dialogue... i do not give a shit about such nonsense. i'm not here for it. i am here to sit in a dark room and watch anya taylor joy do and say things for 1-2 hours.

submitted 2 days ago • 51 comments

Simpsons Predicted It Again: I Have Acute Jaundice hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

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Whenever Mario uses the Blue Shell power-up in New Super Mario Bros., his body retreats into the shell. To accomplish this, his model is deformed severely. Below is a look at Mario's state within the shell.

submitted 3 days ago • 63 comments

Just going to say this again, but general aviation accidents are extremely common. Commercial airliner crashes (especially with fatalities) are a completely different story.

submitted 2 days ago • 44 comments

help help i'm libbing out

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

finally some good news

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I broke up with my college boyfriend, and he accused me of *upgrading my life* because I’d gotten a Motorola RAZR phone.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

anyway, i peed in this bathroom today

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

The other website is pretty much done

submitted 3 days ago • 713 comments

bought a CO2 detector to determine if my recurrent afternoon sleepies were because I was poisoning myself with my own breath or just because I was eating too many reese's peanut butter eggs for lunch and I do NOT like the results

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

Tea is a really nice drink!! We should explore to see if there's other tasty foods inspired by letters of the alphabet. Not P, but others

submitted 3 days ago • 48 comments

An incredibly specific joke for one of my favorite games of all time, I never thought I'd see the day.

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HAHAHA Okay, that's good flavor

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"another bite at the bratwurst" "a third turn of the frankfurter" "eating the hot dog from both ends" are some new folksy aphorisms i'm workshopping. feel free to try them out

submitted 4 days ago • 50 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 4 days ago • 452 comments

started checkout on one website but i found a different place offering the same thing for less and the first place keeps emailing me and in the real world that's a publix manager hanging on to my hood asking if i meant to put back the oreos

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

The plane that flipped over was in Canada and appears to be caused by high winds on the runway. Take a moment. Breathe.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

If you show up to my house in a Cybertruck asking me to pay for a service, I am going to assume you’re ripping me off and also a dipshit. Sorry.

submitted 4 days ago • 200 comments

Framingham MA

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

the IMDB of Chris Nolan's Odyssey movie is cracking me up. does Homer get residuals? do they have to share an Oscar?

submitted 5 days ago • 25 comments

of all the mallows I've tried, the best are marsh flavoured

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments