I’m not from the U.S. and thought the old stories and films about dumb and cretinous hillbillies were fictitious stories of hill dwellers. I’m, sadly, starting to believe there's some truth to them and many are Flatlanders.
it’s healthy to & honestly it’s the organic shit like this that is the best. what else is social media truly for other than passing around the wee crumbs of serotonin as we find them?
Never forgive them, these bastards, these thieves,They've taken our data, our peace, our reprieve.In this Rot Economy, they've spat on our dreams,With their profit, their greed, it's all just schemes.
They've turned us into lab rats, our lives are their game
If Elon Musk never made another cent for the rest of his life, it would take him 219 years, spending $5,000 a day to exhaust his wealth. Let that sink in Trumpies. That 5K he wants to give you to get you through one month of bills. He couldn't spend in two hundred and nineteen years to end up broke.
Plus it’s all invested so as he is spending he is making. I don’t think he would actually ever go broke with his amassed wealth and that rate of spending. Good god. The inequity is incomprehensible. Thank you for the calculation.
Freeze your credit now. Consider credit unions and put two step verification for your access and transactions. Change your passwords on a regular basis.
How long do you think it would take any capable hostile spy agency to get state secrets from Elon's gang of incels if they were provided girls and booze? An hour?
Oh Scotty, you give these ickle teenagers too much credit. I’d go with 2 minutes, absolute tops. Better put plastic on the couches just to be safe. Incels have little control over themselves, I hear.
When my niece attains her memeing age, she is going to go into a fugue state remembering all the things I likened to an eagle falling out of the sky. 😄
But, as a matter of logic, if one wanted to go back to just ONE set, would that fall under any of the stupid gender assignment surgery prohibitions the GOP is proposing?
(Asking for He Who Has Two Sets)
In number theory a set can be any number of unique items, including none at all. This would be known as the "empty set of balls" ("∅ balls"), a condition most of our politicians are intimately familiar with
I'd like to *HOPE* CISA has the kinds of people who will take Edward "Big Balls" Coristine in a bathroom and remind him who protects him when he sleeps.
Maybe it's the juxtaposition? Many people enjoy Bibles, and many of the same people enjoy blowjobs, but not at the same time unless you've got a very naughty fetish.
Or maybe it's just a reference to something we don't know? Like what if it's an even-more-frustrating spinoff of Ghosts and Goblins?
Big Balls is a factual description of the individual in question. Per standing EOs and Part of the DOGE hiring process, their balls did have to be personally inspected by Mr. Musk, to confirm both gender and leadership capabilities.
Protip: If you are bothered by people referring to you by your handle, then CHANGE YOUR HANDLE YOU FRAGILE LITTLE STUPID SHIT OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
you get that they're not the same person though right. Like nobody is defending the shitty doge kid, they're saying why give him the benefit of calling him by his handle.
“Who Will Protect Elections Now?
tRump ordered Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency — key player in protecting elections — to stop “all election security activities” and halted funding for group that helps monitor cyber threats.”
BRENNAN CENTER FOR JUSTICE, The Briefing
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please don’t be weirder than you already have been in the replies.
Damn girl
glad most people were able to enjoy the humor with this but holy shit some of the notifs got concerning with the ones that couldn't get the joke.
"it's all joke, baby"
all in one sack? or two separate sets of 2 ??????
i’m going to need clarification on this or i might not sleep tonight
https://youtu.be/6G8fu50VRXo?si=2hN3uDWCurVSXNZm
https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0?si=ZEPBsF6IEdHF6oZW
They've turned us into lab rats, our lives are their game
https://suno.com/song/83cc3c4d-7cf1-42e9-86e2-d616bc969e37
That's right -- he's not on the chain gang yet, is he?
We live in very strange times...
pant pant pant
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
I thought they were just big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv6OOuPI5c0
"Termite."
Going with my theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
Being on the Internet without understanding this reference is a huge faux pas (IMO).
But, as a matter of logic, if one wanted to go back to just ONE set, would that fall under any of the stupid gender assignment surgery prohibitions the GOP is proposing?
(Asking for He Who Has Two Sets)
I’d shank him
Personally, if someone calls themselves “Big Balls” and tries to get others to do the same, I assume he’s got a pair of raisins down there.
Six-foot-eight,
Weighs a fucking ton.
he had two on the vine
BUT NOT THE BRITISH CHILDREN
Or maybe it's just a reference to something we don't know? Like what if it's an even-more-frustrating spinoff of Ghosts and Goblins?
Should be “And”. Shitawful grammar
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They give him two test tickles.
No Balls !!
@mariaakabas.bsky.social
grateful to real journalists like her especially in these batshit times!
tRump ordered Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency — key player in protecting elections — to stop “all election security activities” and halted funding for group that helps monitor cyber threats.”
BRENNAN CENTER FOR JUSTICE, The Briefing