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Your weather app gets its info because of NOAA. Your mail arrives at your home because of USPS. Your plane navigates the skies because of the FAA. Your food is safer -- and we get alerts when it isn't -- because of USDA. You hear about earthquakes *worldwide* because of USGS.

I don't think we're talking enough about the fact that the pressure to remove DEI from science means women die.

people have been talking a lot of shit ever since that article came out revealing i make prospective boyfriends take the Song Era Imperial Service Exam before we date. that's fine. i don't have time for mediocrity. y'all can put up with some "leaving the provisions unguarded" type man

people might think i’m insufferably analog, but what’s happening to Kindle is exactly the kind of thing that i’m always predicting. i’m not smug about any of this—it’s an outrage and i understand that holding & reading a book isn’t for everyone. i’m just saying that owning is better than leasing.

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

if Zoolander had a slightly different mission

imagine if the white joint chiefs resigned

Almost done with my screenplay about a colonel who goes mad and goes AWOL in some ancient Greek ruins. I call it “Acropolis Now”

honestly, i’m getting bored. i feel like i’ve already laughed at this abomination as much as i can. this is obviously an elaborate bit. thank u next.

i got blue light filtering glasses. i’m never logging off.

if you felt guilty about not going outside today, it’s okay, i did it for both of us. 30° and 35mph winds were intense. headache weather. spring will come soon.

Marcos is a farm worker in WA. The rows of grapevines are as long or longer than a football field. He works for an hourly wage. #WeFeedYou Marcos es un campesino en WA. Las hileras de vides son tan largas o más que un campo de fútbol. Trabaja por un salario por hora. #SoyEsencial

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.