Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare - ThreadSky

itsabbyyep.bsky.social • 646 days ago

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

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pjwm.bsky.social•43 days ago

I think that's technically James Joyce.

ian71.bsky.social•472 days ago

Sorry, but when you said "unquote" in your post just then... is that your official unquote or just a part of your quote that you haven't unquoted yet?

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•161 days ago

Yes

ian71.bsky.social•161 days ago

That totally clears it up.
Fully understand now.
Right on it.
Erm...
Yeah.. that's fine.
Errrrr.....
Nope.. got it.
Yes..
No..
I got it.. yep.. all good..
Yes..
Well...
Erm...

steadyhum.bsky.social•161 days ago

This is a crucial point.

rob-baloney.bsky.social•37 days ago

Delightful. Beatific

mprclntrlst.bsky.social•28 days ago

Oh now you tell me. I’ve been attributing the very bluest slurs to the bard

arkansasmichael.bsky.social•493 days ago

::throws away working dissertation notes::

Well, shit.

owlinautumn.bsky.social•472 days ago

It would help if you stopped signing all your emails “Love, Shakespeare”

truegritrumble.bsky.social•90 days ago

i love this one a lot

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•90 days ago

Thank you!

tunatatar.bsky.social•37 days ago

One of my favourite peeves is people who say "quote, unquote" before giving the quote. Yes, I knew what you meant, but there are standards, damn it!

dale.bsky.social•643 days ago

Laughed out loud

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•643 days ago

😊

flswamppuppy.bsky.social•31 days ago

Welp,... that finally explains why I failed English Lit.

hastor.bsky.social•512 days ago

I always hope the 3rd grade girlfriend I never officially broke up with isn't still assuming I'll be back at some point...

welshie12.bsky.social•585 days ago

My last word on my deathbed. Unquote

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•585 days ago

Unquote again, now who said it?

jackgroundhog.bsky.social•561 days ago

Ununquote

In literary circles, also known as “nuh-uh”

foxy99.bsky.social•433 days ago

I thought you were stealing all these posts.

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•433 days ago

Nope. Nupe. My oldies from the crapfest site

foxy99.bsky.social•433 days ago

So they’re not Bill’s, translated from iambic pentameter.

captantagonist.bsky.social•90 days ago

@favskeet2.bsky.social

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•90 days ago

Wow! I didn't even know this existed. Thanks!

a2.io•646 days ago

*starts the time machine*

aliencrab.bsky.social•584 days ago

*quietly cancels RSC production*

fetchen.bsky.social•472 days ago

I love this one—a legit classic

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•472 days ago

❤️

gpolisner.bsky.social•646 days ago

I’m so confused. Is “…not to be…” his or yours?

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•646 days ago

Right??

baconatorjames.bsky.social•366 days ago

Forsooth!
I had an uncle who would shout "Farting is such sweet sorrow" & I took this assumption all the way up to Mrs Mella's grade 9 English Lit class.