I have to be honest, I bought a jar of this out of morbid curiosity and liked it WAY better than I imagined. I wouldn’t call it _good_ but I didn’t hate it.
Are they still making it? I sometimes shop the discontinued shelf at our ABC store for things that are cheap and look fun, I might’ve got it from there.
This was at least 6 months ago so my memory is a bit fuzzy but it did taste a bit like Eggo waffles! A bit like milk & cereal, maybe like pouring Irish Cream over Eggos.
Speaking as a UK mental health professional, it seems that having Appalachian Sippin’ Cream for breakfast could easily lead to electing a felon as president
This is the second time in a day that mason-jar based hooch has made it into my skyline, seemingly unrelated and now I feel like I have to buy moonshine.
Ah, my state doesn't have those kinds of laws about alcohol, fireworks, etc. They're really into policing women's health, and apparently the attorney general thinks Starbucks has too many women working the counter, but we can buy our moonshine at gas stations the way the founders intended.
"Keirah, we need to have a talk, this is your 32nd Eggo-brand alcoholic Applalachian sippin' cream you've drank today. It's not even noon."
Me, panicking because I only have 9 cases left
I have two mini bottles of this (impulse buy at the Total WIne checkout counter) that I keep thinking I'll open up at brunch one weekend. This might be that weekend.
I've had it! Gotten it twice in the last couple years. The first time shared it trying it, thought it was good! The second time I realized it's just too sweet and rich and too much for me without others helping drink it.
It’s too many things. alcohol is like the 9th thing from the top. You could totally see an exhausted parent try to make waffles with this nonsense and set the kitchen on fire while their drunk babies slide out of their high chairs. and they sell it in a mayonnaise jar. Gross
Mr. AI says: “Sugarlands Eggo Brunch in A Jar Cream is a rich and creamy liqueur that blends the flavors of toasted Eggo waffles, sweet maple syrup, rich butter, and a hint of smoky bacon. It is inspired by classic brunch flavors and pairs perfectly with Eggo waffles.”
It almost certainly tastes like what it says it is. These moonshine flavors are incredible in capturing the taste of what they say they are. Whether that’s good or not, who am I, to say?
It almost certainly,
Tastes.
Like what it says it is.
These moonshine,
flavors are incredible.
In capturing,
The taste of,
What they say they are.
Whether that's good,
Or not.
Who am I to say.
I would point a finger at Ole Smokey Moonshine- I can’t say definitively but that’s the brand I’ve seen everywhere for years and I would guess they had success that inspired others to try to hit it big with moonshine themes and mason jars. They also have cream liqueurs and ones full of fruit!
Not appealing to me, but more appealing than the jar of clamato-Bud light atrocity I saw someone buy. The internet tells me "Clamato beer is a popular Mexican lager cocktail" but my Nebraska cousin said it's a red (something) and delicious.
I own an alcoholic ice cream company. I use this liqueur to make a flavor called Strawberry WTF-affle, and it is an extremely popular flavor. Used in the right way, Eggo liqueur is delicious!
LOL! In Texas, they had two liquors next to each other. One was bacon and one was waffles. The whole idea was disgusting. But then I was buying moonshine soaked cherries, but that's a different story.
That was the lesson learned. I bought it as a Christmas yankee gift exchange. It was at my boss’ house and the guys opened it and started drinking. I’m sure they had to replace the carpet. LOL!
See this is why we're fucked. The result of manufacturing, production and marketing meetings, cost analysis, logistics, procurement, packaging, market penetration, market share... and check it out- if it was successful, it'd be just the beginning. Canned scrambled eggs in corn likker? mm mm good!
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And lost the will to live.
America is just too important to be left to the Americans....
But not this one.
Also, Brunch in a Jar...what a concept
Frfr what IS this about? Does Eggo actually know about this? Who at Eggo approved this?
Me, panicking because I only have 9 cases left
“Give me three pair…”
I prefer a separated brunch.
Apologies in advance - curious Brit
“Why do you eat like your healthcare is free?”
Tastes.
Like what it says it is.
These moonshine,
flavors are incredible.
In capturing,
The taste of,
What they say they are.
Whether that's good,
Or not.
Who am I to say.
Did you mean to write such a moving poem?
What multinational food-industry corporate marketing flack came up with it?
might as well put it on my actual waffles
A time when waffles were waffles and liquor didn’t taste like something churned in a dank Dairy Queen back alley.
But no, it’s fine. Pass the sippin’ cream.
#innovation
https://youtu.be/_fLtEVc3jTU?si=0n6jVoIxaYBoPR8Y
(But to both, "ew.")
I liken it to eggnog, in a way.
Then I looked again and thought "I'm about to have the worst hangover of my life tomorrow"
Never gonna get so stoned this appeals to me.
No.
Never