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ok this sucks some of the fun out of things

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

overdosing on dopamine rn

I am sad for our country, but at least we are going out with some incredible content

“wearing thin” hahahahaha. It’s almost nickname time!

This is super interesting

I could never be a journalist because I’d be spending all my time in the group chat riffing on headlines Dusk for Musk in DC Broken Genitals, Broken Dreams: Elon Musk’s DC Disaster Car Clown Leaves Town, DOGE King Savings not a Thing

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Sounds pretty nuts when you put it like that

Yeah Andor knocked it out of the park with the finale. Going right into a rewatch of Rogue One because I just can’t help myself

i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

Yeah fuck this, this is the whole ballgame. Habeas corpus is the cornerstone of not just the US legal system, but western legal traditions dating back centuries. If the government can imprison you and never even tell you why, much less give you a chance to defend yourself, then you have no rights

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Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out theonion.com/politic...

This is an astoundingly good interview. The LA Port Director explains very clearly how profoundly trade is coming to a screeching halt. This summer will be tough.

“Sorry I said all those slurs in response to someone making fun of my car, in my defense I was drunk driving” is a @dril.bsky.social post come to life