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Mostly just here to see people’s cats and dogs. Maybe one day I’ll get that travel planning business off the ground and quit lawyering. 📍New York.
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Illegally cutting cancer research and meals on wheels to pay for PR ads for themselves.

Musk took over the US government with graft and is using it—in combination with his space launch firm—to exploit an allied country that’s suffering under Russian invasion for its mineral rights. The scheme is so imperiously evil I feel like audiences wouldn’t find it believable in a Bond villain.

Raskin: "So who is leading DOGE? Is it the young man who calls himself Big Balls? Is it the racist on the night crew who's proud of the fact he was a racist before all of his friends were racist, and says we should legitimize Indian hate?"

Irresponsible Assholes Like Irresponsible Asshole

Tomorrow in the NYT: I voted for Donald Trump because I hate the people he hates and wanted to see them suffer. Now that I am suffering, why can’t you find it in your heart to be sympathetic? RUDE

The Pentagon is now pausing their mass firing of civilian employees in order to evaluate potential impacts on military readiness. I’m just spitballing here, but maybe a readiness assessment should have been the first step. 🤦‍♂️

"it is a party's job to earn your vote" rather than "participating in the government of a republic is a citizen's duty" is just decadence.

Powerful. Tomorrow’s front page of the most influential weekly publication in Germany. “BETRAYED. First Zelensky, Soon Us? The radical departure of the US from its allies.”

Don’t worry millennials: it will be our turn to lock into 30 year mortgages when we’re 89.

Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post

NEW: A regional FEMA chief of staff took Elon Musk's Fork in the Road offer. He has proof of receipt. But they didn't honor it. Instead, they fired him 13 days later. Now, this retired Navy captain is speaking out. www.thebulwark.com/p/musk-doge-...

Steve Bannon: “The future of MAGA is Donald Trump. We want Trump in ‘28. That's what they can't stand. A man like Trump comes along only once or twice in the country’s history. We want Trump!” This is what fascism looks like

The talent drain will be immense.

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

>Times New Roman in letterhead >Calibri in the body The signs are subtle, but the regime is crumbling

calling what trump is doing in ukraine appeasement is excessively kind to trump and grotesquely unfair to chamberlain et al. for all his faults, chamberlain wasnt rooting for hitler.

As a business genius, I have fired everyone in Accounts Receivable and the attorneys who sue anyone who shirks contractually required payments to us. This will generate so much savings that we'll have a lot more money in the end. You can praise me now.

is this where I point out Jim Jones’ late stage habit of always wearing sunglasses

Gotta love the British press! 🇬🇧

Humanity created a massive tool for social control and placed it in the hands of the worst people possible techcrunch.com/2025/02/19/s...

Classic con structure: the big returns are coming!

Here’s a good model for responding to this dipshit’s letters:

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

Macron has just urged the French to join the military reserve. “We are entering a new era”. France will have to spend more on defence. “The threat that Russia represents imposes choices on us” (Live exchange on social media)

Connolly: "The fallacy of Musk's argument is they never look at revenue. They only look at expenditures. If you want to save social security, it's a fairly easy fix. Raise income threshold subject to withholding tax & you can extend social security by 40 to 50yrs. He doesn't want to talk about that"

This is happening to thousands of people but of course only your friend is worthy of the king's mercy. What the fuck are we doing here bsky.app/profile/pbum...

I quite honestly cannot imagine anything worse than trying to encourage NYC’s workforce of ~9 million to all drive to work

Trump is surrendering America. Trump is the opposite of strong. He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man. There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self An absolute joke

Correct. He’s not capable of playing multidimensional chess. Or chess. Or checkers. Or tic-tac-toe. As one of his aides put it during Shit Show I, “he’s just eating the pieces” on the board. Nothing he does is strategic. He’s purely guided by narcissistic, sociopathic impulses at all times.

Annnnnd this kind of shit is why some of us never went the big law route. I knew plenty of wonderful people who did and then left after a few years. The ones who stay are like evil concentrate.

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

Which law professor(s) will write an op-ed arguing that Trump really is king?

Not now, new cursed Egyptian pharaoh tomb

With all due respect, Congressman, he’s not trying to distract from anything here. He’s a grandiose pathological narcissist. A narcissistic sociopath. A malignant narcissist. A psychopath. A megalomaniac. This is what he thinks of himself. And what he wants others to think of him.

This is like when I was 13 and my mom wanted to sell a bunch of my old stuff at a garage sale and said she’d use the money to take us on a vacation together. Anyway, I’ve only been waiting 27 years, let’s see how it goes.

If Hochul is scoring on him, it’s open season. Have at it, Dems.

Only an idiot would think we should eliminate: - Emergency response in natural disasters - Education and healthcare for disabled children - Clean air and water programs - Gang crime investigations - Monitoring of nursing home abuse - Nuclear reactor regulation - Cancer research

Breaking: The Federalist Society quickly reboots as the Royalist Society.

Hate to break it to you, Senator, but Trump is not Neville Chamberlain. As misguided and naive as Chamberlain was, he was at least acting in good faith and in what he believed was the cause of peace. Trump is Joachim von Ribbentrop—or worse.

Wow. His fall from grace came quite quickly.