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You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
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It's a return to the old bluesky policy, no oxygen for the fire. Just block him and never think about him on here again. Best case scenario he just wants to talk about you behind your back on X, worse case he swats you. Don't become a first amendment case with this SCOTUS.

Took one hit on a vape and the lyrics to this whole song popped into my head. Brains make no sense at all

At what number of explosions do we tell these guys to tap out? Are they bringing anything to the table besides cool firework displays?

Y’all gotta get on the maga blocklist. Silo these bitches and let them fight amongst themselves

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

My advice to anyone leaning left is to look at the Working Families Party endorsements. They’re pretty solid

A phone call just now: Caller: “Hello, this is [name] from the Anthony Wiener campaign….” Me: “Nooope. Nooooo. Sorry” and immediately hung up Honestly the best part of my day. Don’t vote for sex pests

Which one of you was singing Elton John’s “Philadelphia Freedom?” Because it’s stuck in my head and I’m getting angry about it

I’m clearly a chicken leg but I’m working my way up to long moan

know this: there are people I respect & do not follow. there are people I follow & do not respect. it`s up to fate—i make no apologies of it