Scenario: Someone new wants to be in the fandom and they choose to be the same species you have. What's one thing you can tell them to prepare to hear all the time as your species?
Ex:
"As a kangaroo, get ready to hear "UPSIDE-DOWN" jokes constantly. Be prepared to be called a bunny everyday."
Ex:
"As a kangaroo, get ready to hear "UPSIDE-DOWN" jokes constantly. Be prepared to be called a bunny everyday."
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And for some people to think you're scary.
Insane I say 😤
Though, it does mean I have inadvertently nearly killed off coworkers with my spice level and given them heart attacks over Green Chilies
(Bonus if this is coming from someone whose 'sona is a hybrid of six or more real and/or fantasy species.)
Oh, and the whole hemipenes thing.
Fox: You're all promiscuous bottoms.
Maned wolf: Endless "stick your leggy out" comments.
Any canine: Is automatically the big bad wolf.
plus side is no stock dad jokes, though regular comments about bunnies for some reason
actually, I haven't heard any comments about lion-raccoons (lycoon/licoon per my spouse)
Which… isn‘t wrong but also not the reason I choose them.
Also you are legally obligated to spawn when someone posts birds/bird noises.
Its fine… but like, stop reminding me no one knows who or what I am, my self esteem can only take so much battering
A lot of vore jokes because you’re an herbivore (and it’s obnoxious)
And
“But aren’t their brains the size of a walnut? So they’re stupid?”
Besides, other kangaroos are kangaroos! You're just a silly bunny :3c
mining
serving dragons
and VORE D:<
I HATE VOREEEEE (I actually just don't care)
Can you dig it?
We make the 'upside down' jokes because we like that about 'roos.
We make long-foot jokes 'cos we like that about 'roo feet.
We make riding 'roo jokes 'cos we want an excuse for hugging 'roos (and not riding).
It's all appreciation really. ^_^
And like yeah but it still gets annoying hearing it all the time
Also getting reminded of the spikey penis thing a LOT.
And people telling you that they hate cats and like to kick them. Like WTF >:/
...meanwhile, we're getting closer to the coveted 30-50 mark at most cons. ;3
Also folks usually never bring up the whole "you're made of pork" thing unless you signal it's ok to.
2. No, I was a golden before Mister Peanutbutter even existed.
3. No, I'm also not related to Tucker Budzyn.
But if I was related to any of them, I'd likely be rich. Like all of them. :P
Zorgoia: those that know, know. Being called a noodle.
Fennec: ear jokes and screams
Ferrin: public knowledge lacking.
Pkmon: they all have their favs, it's never yours.
Protogen: toaster jokes and ram offerings.
Manokit: "fiiiish"
Saber-wolf: all cat jokes. Not a cat.
“Omg I bet you give good hugs” and adjacent. You are assigned pillow comfort object now
You will get called stinky, there is no escape ever
Horse: Everything is a dick joke
Ferret: Long & stimky
I was thinking “there really isn’t one for ferrets…”
Thanks(?) for proving me wrong lmao
Being ridden
Being used as a second jump
Being expected to eat anything and everything, or anyone
The occasional 'Tax Evasion' joke.
I expected more along the lines of "Americunt"
Either way both are dinos so the latter could technically apply to both species
"Three! Three little furries, ah ah ah!"
And of course...
"Powered by jazz hands"
A boot frat.
...I'll see myself out.
Honestly, shut it.
How do you sort your moss
Seriously, have an answer ready
It WILL come up often
(also expect people to wanna bully you because smol)
That's exactly my answer
But when I was a chicken, making KFC jokes was a very quick way to make a bad first impression lmao.
The negative is being a raccoon, too often people try to use *THAT* shortening of it >:C
But as a positive, you get called all other sorts of cute names like trash panda, washbear, maskface, bandit, stripebutt, etc :3
*sighs*
Hairless cat: *embarrassed silence*
Fox: Prepare to hear "Bottom" a lot.
Tiger: "pspsps"
And if you're not those three things, expect them to be disgusted and/or mad you exist.
Makes me want to stay home.
honestly, not terrible really.
;)
OH, I found your wallet hy the way!
Other than the fact that we're seldomly seen. Good luck finding people who's even willing to draw your species in comissions and being told they're "too human-like for their tastes" by some :P
As a carnotaurus, you often tend to get mistaken for a T Rex
Replace Geico with Gex