Great idea!
Introducing the Pinocchio Politician AI Filter
Every time Trump, Hegseth, Karoline & other MAGA cronies open their mouth, the algorithm detects a lie & —BOOM—
their nose grows in real time! Coming soon to all press briefings, campaign rallies & Fox News segments!
#LieDetectorActivated
Col. Ollie North, I remember. It feels like that was the start of the end for perjury with Congress. But now we're at the point where someone can contradict themself from one day to the next in the same hearings and suffer no consequence.
I'm pretty old Frances so I do remember better, somewhat more honest times.
I really just wanted to point out how easy it is today when getting accused right in the face with proof of lying they just say "I don't recall" and that seems to end it. Sadly.
Ah, yes—back when perjury actually had 'consequences' & wasn’t just a required skill for getting a job in Trump’s orbit Tulsi Gabbard, now starring in Law & Order: Kremlin Unit’
where the only law is Putin’s & the only order is Lie and deny!
#PerjuryInProgress #LyingForPutin #TulsiTestifiesLikeTrump
You’re absolutely right—Pinocchio wanted to be a real boy.
These clowns just want to be real authoritarians.
At least Pinocchio learned from his mistakes… meanwhile, Trump & Co. are out here racking up sequel after sequel in ‘Liar Liar: The Dictator Cut’
They are liars!
#EvenWoodenPuppetsHaveMorals
Pinocchio CinematicUniverse Now featuring Karoline Leavitt as ‘The Press Puppet programmed to spew MAGA propaganda on command & Mike Johnson as ‘The Gospel Grifter' preaching integrity while selling out democracy Watch their noses grow faster than their excuses
#BibleThumperLiar
#PinocchioPressSec
☎️ Your House Rep & Senators use U.S. Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121.
🗣️Give operator your zip & they will connect you with your elected's office. Make clear you are a constituent.
✏️Write out a concise message BEFORE you call. You can use the same message for all your electeds.
#SaveDemocracy
Ah yes, the ‘I don’t recall’ defense—classic move from the ‘How to Dodge Perjury’ playbook
Funny how these folks can remember every Hunter Biden conspiracy theory but somehow forget where they were days ago while casually discussing WAR PLANS on a group chat
#SelectiveAmnesia #MemoryLossOrJustLying
I had radio frequency ablation on all but one cervical disk, both sides. The first was Dec 30. That's healed. The other side is a bugger that was Jan 13, and still in pain.
Hahaha
Call this comedy perfection!
Introducing
TulsiPutin 2.0
—now with extra Kremlin-approved conditioning for that signature white streak! When you're trying to sell propaganda but forgot to change the wig the mask slips faster than her fake ‘independent’ act!
#KremlinCouture #PutinInAWeave
HaHaHa..a classic
Live footage from the Ministry of Misinformation!
Tulsi,Trump, Hegseth, Karoline & more debut the latest in GOP cosmetic enhancements
‘Pinocchio Special’ extra-long fully-articulated & 100% fact-resistant
Watch their noses grow faster than the national debt under their policies!
Aber sie haben, durch den Wahlsieg, erst diese Chance bekommen. Wir werden nie erfahre, was wäre wenn, Trump die Wahl verloren hätte. Allerdings ist zu vermuten, daß Kamala Harris nicht gegen die eigenen Landsleute so vorgehen würde. Die US - Bürger könnten in Frieden leben - weiterhin.
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Mike Whitney: https://www.facebook.com/marcus.bales/posts/pfbid02qwo6YqDTv7s9kGiGdoJNnU8AUUzXLPdJ6ZdagurPvSaszTDoDAu29bhoKD4BewKrl
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Introducing the Pinocchio Politician AI Filter
Every time Trump, Hegseth, Karoline & other MAGA cronies open their mouth, the algorithm detects a lie & —BOOM—
their nose grows in real time! Coming soon to all press briefings, campaign rallies & Fox News segments!
#LieDetectorActivated
All of them!
Liars, cons and thieves!
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I really just wanted to point out how easy it is today when getting accused right in the face with proof of lying they just say "I don't recall" and that seems to end it. Sadly.
where the only law is Putin’s & the only order is Lie and deny!
#PerjuryInProgress #LyingForPutin #TulsiTestifiesLikeTrump
These clowns just want to be real authoritarians.
At least Pinocchio learned from his mistakes… meanwhile, Trump & Co. are out here racking up sequel after sequel in ‘Liar Liar: The Dictator Cut’
They are liars!
#EvenWoodenPuppetsHaveMorals
Otherwise, it's accurate.
#BibleThumperLiar
#PinocchioPressSec
✌️💙
🗣️Give operator your zip & they will connect you with your elected's office. Make clear you are a constituent.
✏️Write out a concise message BEFORE you call. You can use the same message for all your electeds.
#SaveDemocracy
Although some people think of the letter "C" and a word comes to mind when it has to do with Hegseth. Can you guess what word that is?
Funny how these folks can remember every Hunter Biden conspiracy theory but somehow forget where they were days ago while casually discussing WAR PLANS on a group chat
#SelectiveAmnesia #MemoryLossOrJustLying
Thanks for sharing! 👍🤣
https://youtube.com/shorts/9UbHSvTuPmc?si=czDNa4P6l1OmNtVV
There's enough unrest going on without these morons adding to the problem.
Hi, resister sister. 🫂
How are you?
Call this comedy perfection!
Introducing
TulsiPutin 2.0
—now with extra Kremlin-approved conditioning for that signature white streak! When you're trying to sell propaganda but forgot to change the wig the mask slips faster than her fake ‘independent’ act!
#KremlinCouture #PutinInAWeave
Live footage from the Ministry of Misinformation!
Tulsi,Trump, Hegseth, Karoline & more debut the latest in GOP cosmetic enhancements
‘Pinocchio Special’ extra-long fully-articulated & 100% fact-resistant
Watch their noses grow faster than the national debt under their policies!
🤣🤣
#FireHegseth
#kegsbreath
#FireGabbard
#CriminalIncompetence
#CriminalRegime
#NationalSecurity
#SignalLeak
#WhiskeyLeaks
#FireMikeWaltz
#whiskileaks
#OperationOvershare