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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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1 day ago
leaving these out for jesus tonight
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magicmolly.bsky.social
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13 hours ago
*giggles*
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rifka.bsky.social
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11 hours ago
that’s horrible! he likes them dry
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longdefiant.bsky.social
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12 hours ago
Very considerate
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tarkio.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Jesus: "Blessed are the me-"
Pilate: "WOKE. Where's the nails? I'll tack this bastard up myself."
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lokaji.bsky.social
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1 day ago
They should've been left out Thursday. Tonight you leave out some wet wipes.
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varricschesthair.bsky.social
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19 hours ago
should have left him a claw hammer
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danielgamboa820.bsky.social
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17 hours ago
#NowPlaying
#TheLastTemptationOfChrist
#Jesus
#HappyEaster
#EasterSunday
#Resurrection
#ResurrectionSunday
#MovieSky
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donkeykonga.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Is he trying to get into the Salty Spitoon?
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mrbunnyulamakins.bsky.social
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16 hours ago
😲
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stardustcrusader89.bsky.social
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1 day ago
oh i guess i got the wrong memo
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ecocentroid.bsky.social
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22 hours ago
I had an out of body ("oob") experience today
https://youtu.be/pV-_GDveft8
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notonebit.com
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1 day ago
Nailed it
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handle.invalid
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1 day ago
You just beat me to it 😩
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bivenssa.bsky.social
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1 day ago
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randy-randy1.bsky.social
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16 hours ago
🤣
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manyran.bsky.social
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18 hours ago
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fucktrumpfuckelon.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Too soon
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chaoticrespite.bsky.social
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1 day ago
🤣😂🤣😂
NAILED IT.
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defaultvalue.bsky.social
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1 day ago
jokes like this are why he built his church upon the rock
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kimmylea.bsky.social
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1 day ago
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jonny-spanner.bsky.social
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1 day ago
These'd be more familiar. Less risk if pull-through.
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emexdizzy.bsky.social
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23 hours ago
I just wanna know why Giovanni took this photo and then sold it to a stock site. Weirdly specific and contextually baffling choice of subject.
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cult-papa.com
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1 day ago
if he doesn’t finish all of his nails it means you didn’t sin enough for his sacrifice
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heavysweetness.bsky.social
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1 day ago
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lyse.bsky.social
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1 day ago
*yoink*
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hailthefatkid.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Don't know if those will hold up a human.
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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1 day ago
good thing he rises (body is bread)
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dangermuppet.bsky.social
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16 hours ago
That’ll be the yeast then
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
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20 hours ago
When I was growing up, we called jesus the nail fairy. If you sinned, you'd put nails under your pillow and you'd wake up to his crucified corpse.
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dageezer.bsky.social
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1 day ago
I'm not sure that's in such great taste, says this committed agnostic.
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thorbenson.bsky.social
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1 day ago
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tracylacy84.bsky.social
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20 hours ago
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fleezlow.bsky.social
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15 hours ago
Not Funny!!! those are way too small
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stillundone.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Jesus walks into an inn, hands the man at the front desk three nails and asks “can you put me up for the night?”
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michaeldelicio.bsky.social
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1 day ago
It’s nine-inch nails, not nine inch nails
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madbodger.bsky.social
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19 hours ago
Maybe those little nails are ... for someone with little hands?
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lyse.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Did someone say Nine Inch Nails?
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infynty.bsky.social
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1 day ago
You a mess. I am wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂
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baumer.bsky.social
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1 day ago
No, no, nah got nailed a few nights ago. Tonight he could use some help rolling a stone.
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sluggishcheetah.bsky.social
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1 day ago
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ham-on-ryan.bsky.social
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1 day ago
He prefers them wet for some reason
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newkevindiacity.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Geeze 🙄 that was yesterday...
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ratatoskr.bsky.social
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17 hours ago
The proper post for Saturday.
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notkatiecase.bsky.social
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16 hours ago
You'd think he would prefer a hammer so that he can pull the nails out
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nobodiesgnome.bsky.social
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1 day ago
😳
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rankinn.bsky.social
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18 hours ago
Leave an Estwing out too
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reishbit.bsky.social
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1 day ago
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
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1 day ago
they’re in water so he can wash them down with some wine
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wmjones.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Nailed it.
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miraka.bsky.social
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23 hours ago
Y’all are the absolute best kinda’ heathens, like good fuckin’ lord. X’D
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bettybarcode.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Nah, Easter's been canceled. They found the body.
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Pilate: "WOKE. Where's the nails? I'll tack this bastard up myself."
#TheLastTemptationOfChrist
#Jesus
#HappyEaster
#EasterSunday
#Resurrection
#ResurrectionSunday
#MovieSky
https://youtu.be/pV-_GDveft8
NAILED IT.