we've done positivity, now time to feed the part of your soul that lives in a hut on chicken legs in the deep forest punishing the arrogance of man 1 like = 1 curse - ThreadSky

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social • 26 days ago

we've done positivity, now time to feed the part of your soul that lives in a hut on chicken legs in the deep forest punishing the arrogance of man

1 like = 1 curse

Reposted from Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them)

i do not have words to say for this other than fuck the fuckers who are trying to destroy trans people and especially trans kids. may your names be blotted out and may your graves grow wild with thorns, untended, unmourned, and forgotten.

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angrytardigrade.bsky.social•26 days ago

May they always feel like they have a rock in their shoe, even if they take their shoe off and shake it out, even if they take their sock off and shake that out, even if they buy a brand new pair of shoes that have never had a foot inside, may they always feel that fucking rock till they die.

fidelioscabinet.bsky.social•25 days ago

📌

whaletheboar.bsky.social•26 days ago

gosh, remind me never to piss you off ._.;;;

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social•26 days ago

When I say I powered through my PhD on spite I was not exaggerating

gili92107.bsky.social•25 days ago

Bog Witch Energy enters the feed.

snidget.bsky.social•26 days ago

I offer a minor curse, but one that was used to great effect during my retail and food service days:

May all the lights on their way home be red.

vjpsyverson.bsky.social•26 days ago

volunteering to contribute curses if more are needed

root2702.bsky.social•26 days ago

May they outlive everyone who cares about them.

kaylarudbek.bsky.social•25 days ago

📌

efgearman.bsky.social•26 days ago

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their scrotal regions

jennawolfmusic.bsky.social•26 days ago

Beautiful thread no notes

robowookie.bsky.social•26 days ago

no curses, imma just walk my house over them

libraryjenn.bsky.social•26 days ago

May the automatic faucet in the washroom work only when they’ve moved to the next one over.

cargobiker530.bsky.social•26 days ago

May these curses be used without attribution? Asking for a friend. (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social•26 days ago

Feel free to use them on all your enemies

mokbrennan.bsky.social•26 days ago

📌

mithryn.bsky.social•26 days ago

Hut of Brown
Now sit down

lila2004.bsky.social•26 days ago

Yep, we're gonna Baba Yaga the crap out of him!

gigdrain.bsky.social•25 days ago

📌

bonnicula.bsky.social•26 days ago

Signed and sealed, may all joy flee from them and their cruelties choke them

effingunicorns.bsky.social•26 days ago

I was about to say "wait, how do I give more likes?" and then I remembered alt accounts as a concept

elianeboey.bsky.social•26 days ago

👑

jensparkly.bsky.social•26 days ago

We need to put a petition together for a curse button.

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social•26 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social/post/3lgtlsh2z5k2p

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social•26 days ago

may their heirs change their names in shame

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social•26 days ago

may rats already living scatter their teeth in forgotten crypts

sutherlandbl.bsky.social•26 days ago

Now see, I like this one. It not only expresses a sentiment but also a timeline!

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social•26 days ago

fun fact, this is an old tradition in curses. the king can kill you for wishing for his death, but to wish about their grave with a near-future portion...

sutherlandbl.bsky.social•26 days ago

Interesting!