accidentally misheard "four course meal" as "fork horse meal" and ngl i may start intentionally mishearing it as that from now on - ThreadSky

ryannorth.ca • 44 days ago

accidentally misheard "four course meal" as "fork horse meal" and ngl i may start intentionally mishearing it as that from now on

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jdunstable.bsky.social•44 days ago

my mom once misheard a meteorologist on the radio forecasting “Apache fog”

belfegordo.bsky.social•40 days ago

Wait, it's a meal made of fork horse, a meal made of horse that you eat with fork, a meal for horses to eat with forks or a meal for fork horses to eat?

jmaq.bsky.social•44 days ago

You hear about the prostitute who got killed in the bathtub during the holidays? It was a one whore soap ‘n slay.

jaquix173.bsky.social•44 days ago

Fork handles? Or Four candles? Shill gets a laugh.

jacaranda3.bsky.social•44 days ago

That's much easier to do in an Australian accent. We have a lot of those.

I feel like if you haven't seen this old book it could be very much your vibe?

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24991483-let-stalk-strine

edfisby.bsky.social•44 days ago

valiantly.bsky.social•44 days ago

Ok but how is it a fork horse? Forks for hooves? Is each leg one tine, and the neck a kind of handle for the world's most muscular fork? T-Rex might know the answers

bullcityfats.bsky.social•44 days ago

So is a fork horse a horse with a fork for its head, or is each leg a fork?

unrelatedultraneed.bsky.social•44 days ago

Misheard "Ryan North" as "wry an horse" (he had a british lisp)

mckelvie.bsky.social•44 days ago

Alright there Third Ronnie

natecleveland.bsky.social•43 days ago

Bone apple tea?

bobkerolls.bsky.social•44 days ago

Dirty deeds, and the Thunderchief

ja.meswebber.com•44 days ago

"fork horse" is great slang for someone who is always hungry, or always eats everything in front of them, or something

alert74.bsky.social•44 days ago

Me: I'm ready for a full course meal."

The server:

cyberwitcher3.bsky.social•43 days ago

"Fork handles"

gregbaldino.bsky.social•44 days ago

I always hear the Bible composition theory of the Four Source Hypothesis as the Force Horse Hypothesis and picture a Jedi equine

craneflight.bsky.social•43 days ago

That's one more course than a freak horse meal

bruce-whitney.bsky.social•44 days ago

Story: I worked for a Dutch company (I live in the US). I went to Amsterdam to visit the HQ. The office set out a spread of bread, cheese and lunch meats every day. They let me make a sandwich, eat it completely, and only then did they inform me that I’d eaten horse. They laughed. I was not amused

vjgoh.bsky.social•44 days ago

In a similar vein, when you’d like to ask someone, “why not? try “PORK WAPPA,” on for size.

chestonsky.bsky.social•44 days ago

And a triumphant intersection has fork horners

benkyougin.bsky.social•43 days ago

My hearing is pretty bad and it's a laugh a minute, everything is funnier when it's slightly not what the person said.

stansinderin.bsky.social•43 days ago

You should check out the classic two Ronnies 'fork handles' routine!

baldwerewolf.bsky.social•44 days ago

“Would you like us to box up the rest of the meal for you to take home?” “Neigh.”

lillimarie.bsky.social•44 days ago

And I always heard “1 whore soaping sleigh”. Now I know it’s “1 horse OPEN sleigh.” 🤭

lonsuder.bsky.social•44 days ago

Pliohippus: the now-extinct one-toad horse.

asofel.bsky.social•44 days ago

Grabbed the pitch fork and headed out to the barn muttering “last time I come to dinner at this place”

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