Please enjoy this table of possible future scenarios from a 1990s paper in a peer-reviewed journal on how to deal with nuclear waste storage in underground repositories in New Mexico. I found it while doing research for an article on nuclear waste storage. "WIPP" means "Waste Isolation Pilot Plant".
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https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0040162597000759
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Church_of_the_Children_of_Atom
Captain: fire forward lasers
Engineer: we’re taking on too much heat from reentry
Captain: fire forward lasers
Comms: someone is hailing us
Captain: fire forward lasers
Although the salt creep scenario could have been given a sci-fi direction here.
The scenarios 10,000 years in the future are some Dune-level stuff.
M-I-C-K-E-Y N-U-K-E...
*doesn't scan. I need more coffee and to workshop this some more*