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This headline is medievalist bait

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Out: Draft beer and craft beer In: Daft beer

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Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Me:

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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

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The average medieval peasant couldn't handle fifteen kinds of beans in one soup.

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mullet with butterfly wings

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Portugal. The Manicotti

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Sarcastic catharthis

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Hey Siri, play Nelly, Batter Up

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this is the loot I drop when you defeat me

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this is the loot I drop when you defeat me

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some say it’s art, some say it’s not

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it should be legally required to build fireplaces like this

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You would think elasticity of demand would be a well-understood principle but no Currently arguing with a company who thinks the answer to a (at the moment) 30% YoY decline in sales is a 25% price hike Them: “We’re selling less, but we’ll keep our margins whole” Me: 🙄

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Oldest: I’m on a Black Keys kick Me: Nice Her: I’m binging them right now Me: that won’t take long, every one of their songs sounds the same Her: You’re right but fuck you

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I did not have this on my bingo card

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Dr Demento would have loved this youtube.com/watch?v=eX3v...

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Huge 1998 flash animation vibes youtube.com/watch?v=J1DA...

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Featuring guest appearance by Korean Max Headroom This fuckin slaps youtu.be/0Xw6kkgNbZ8?...

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Ageing is hitting the point where 4am is "early morning" instead of "late night".

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