It’s WONDERFUL that Food banks are getting royal approval! Food banks were invented thanks to a Conservative Government. Because of our vision, effectiveness & promotion of a compassionate society food banks came into being. One of our great achievements being rightly recognised! 🇬🇧 - ThreadSky

sirmichaeltake.bsky.social • 113 days ago

It’s WONDERFUL that Food banks are getting royal approval!
Food banks were invented thanks to a Conservative Government.
Because of our vision, effectiveness & promotion of a compassionate society food banks came into being.
One of our great achievements being rightly recognised!
🇬🇧

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possiblynotgod.bsky.social•113 days ago

God bless king Charles for being so sympathetic. We are so blessed to have such a loving understanding head of state. Long live the king and let's hope it's not too long before the Conservative party returns to power to open more food banks.

patandthepeke.bsky.social•113 days ago

All hail Charles a true visionary. Two food banks. What a sacrifice he has made!

bruxical.bsky.social•112 days ago

King Charles is to show his true humanitarian credentials by opening a school for poor children where they will be taught useful trades like chimney sweeping and pick pocketing.

tidals.bsky.social•113 days ago

Will they provide recipes for cooking grouse in an air fryer?

thebestdavid.bsky.social•113 days ago

Why do your people need Food banks, Sir?

simon-medhurst.bsky.social•111 days ago

If only my local HSBC branch was as easy to deal with Sir Michael.
They seem to be viewing myself and my bank balance in quite a negative light recently.🙄

yorkshiredane.bsky.social•113 days ago

Delighted that you are here, a true tory voice which has sadly been missed since leaving twitter.

chrse.bsky.social•112 days ago

I’m surprised no-one has opened a private food bank, where you have to have an annual income of over £1M to get free food. Oh, Bunter Johnson already has…

brucethepensioner.bsky.social•113 days ago

Always have been a party of bankers. Hurrah.

virgiltibbs.bsky.social•107 days ago

He only went to make sure they’re paying him enough rent.

ibby129.bsky.social•113 days ago

Here here Sir Michael! . I am however concerned that the food banking system is over(h)eating, potentially leading to a new credit crunchie. Let's hope that bloody socialist, Gordon 'fudge' Brownie won't come bhajiing in to rescue us again.

danijaming.bsky.social•113 days ago

if you pay a reasonable wage, there's no need of a food bank. that's your failure

barkalot.bsky.social•113 days ago

I do hope they keep the unwashed, starving people away when King Prince Charles opens these food banks.
Maybe hire some nice middle class folk to pretend to be customers?

olliepol.bsky.social•110 days ago

He will probably gift them a few Duchy products before he waves them goodbye. Such generosity! He could house 50 homeless and not feel the pinch but he of course doesn't.

barkalot.bsky.social•109 days ago

Gift them? My goodness me, the King Prince Charles is poorer than they are. They’ll be charged the full price + a mark up of 50% minimum

smokingkrills.bsky.social•110 days ago

Genuinely once heard someone say "I'm voting Tory again because they've opened so many of these brilliant food banks"
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

baffledliz.bsky.social•103 days ago

I’ve heard people saying they won’t vote Labour cos they want to close them. We’re really stuffed

catsmother.bsky.social•113 days ago

Lovely to see you here, Sir Michael. And good to know that you're still on top form.

yeskirriemuir.bsky.social•113 days ago

We need #ScottishIndependence to deliver #SocialJustice to all of Scotland's people.

Food banks are an abomination, enabled by cruel policies. To see them in one of the richest nations on earth shames us all.

We need out of #BrokenBritain

https://www.gov.scot/publications/cash-first-towards-ending-need-food-banks-scotland-child-rights-wellbeing-impact-assessment-crwia/

yeskirriemuir.bsky.social•113 days ago

And yes, we know Sir Michael Take is a spoof account, but the reality or the misery which drives folk to food banks is very real.

ianmcgoogle.bsky.social•113 days ago

Probably there to make sure he gets the rent from the land they are on

dmcclelland44.bsky.social•113 days ago

Nice to see you here. Have you left Twitter or are you still there. I'm doing both.

tinamur.bsky.social•113 days ago

Are you serious?

Government failures are why food banks are needed!

Normalising them, and seeking a seal of approval, shows intent to maintain failure above aspirations for the people.

nigelstead.bsky.social•112 days ago

Sir Michael is always serious. Just look at his visage.

keksekaempfer.bsky.social•113 days ago

King Charlie will also be charging a small fee to afford the peasants permission to cross the threshold in to the larder.

ladycharliesays.bsky.social•113 days ago

Sir Michael, how wonderful to see you here.

gussets.bsky.social•113 days ago

You're right to be proud of foodbanks Sir Michael, your Party is rightly widely acclaimed worldwide in providing them for the needy. No wonder the new president plans to copy them for all in the US 🥰

self-contained.bsky.social•113 days ago

Can you order hampers from these Food Banks? I do hope they've got a good range of vintage champagne and caviar. Oh and Duchy Original products.

I do wonder, though why the clients don't just go to Fortnams like any ordinary folk.