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Happy Eater to all my friends in Reform too. 😙

submitted 6 hours ago • 43 comments

See how loved and admired this man is? Look at the genuine, heartfelt respect & loyalty he gets from his cabinet. We need a Prime Minister in Britain like Donald Trump. ❤️ PS: He’s a great golfer too!🏌️

submitted 9 hours ago • 50 comments

Prof. JRR Tolkien-illiterate dick Prof. Marie Curie-useless Prof. Albert Einstein-bloody thick Prof. Sir Issac Newton-no idea Prof. Sir Alexander Fleming-twat None of them as clever or as good at golf as Donald Trump. 🇺🇸

submitted 1 day ago • 53 comments

Do Watch! Ken a strange looking engineer, with a hint of Jimmy Saville, meets Andrea a lonely but pushy housewife in a supermarket car park. Love blossoms as they vow to cut council tax. No wonder Reform are leading the polls with such slick political campaigning like this! 👍

submitted 2 days ago • 94 comments

Liz Truss. Her new ‘free speech’ social media platform. Please let it be called ‘Trickle Down.’ 😊🙏🏻

submitted 3 days ago • 119 comments

This is former Tory MP Craig Williams who has been charged with gambling offences. Look at his face. Does he look smug? Arrogant? Puffed up? NO! He is a member of a political party that has been a byword for honesty over the last 50 years. He is innocent & the world knows it! 😡

submitted 3 days ago • 82 comments

This will cheer you up… A man who believes you can grow concrete talks to a woman who lives in Dubai about the Birmingham bin strike and the state of this country. Really? Happy Monday! 🤦‍♂️

submitted 4 days ago • 64 comments

Yes I’ll admit it All of us from the main political parties are running a bit scared of Reform. Whatever you say about them,voters recognise that Reform NEVER flip flop, NEVER perform U Turns, NEVER stray from their strongly held beliefs. They are at least to be admired for this!

submitted 5 days ago • 27 comments

Actually Nigel Farage…it’s not your action doll that’s sold out. IT’S MINE! Ha ha ha… 😊

submitted 7 days ago • 34 comments

Just like Bedford we’ve a huge theme park being built near Gussage! BORISLAND will feature: A spaff wall. Dildo Harding’s interactive Covid zone. A big dipper. Rishi’s mysterious £22bn black hole. A fully sized Barnard Castle. Full frontal tractors. Giant Fridges And Sunlit uplands! 🎢

submitted 8 days ago • 81 comments

Can I ask a question? Why is EVERYONE blaming President Trump for this global economic downturn? Listen to him here: Articulate Intelligent Also scrupulously diplomatic & respectful. This thoughtful man is being victimised & bullied by the woke media. It’s truly Misogynistic!😡

submitted 9 days ago • 31 comments

If anything sums up the dignity & bravery of the last government it is seeing Michael Fabricant introducing himself on a new heavyweight current affairs programme. I still believe Michael with his great intellect & ability is still destined for one of the great offices of state.

submitted 10 days ago • 72 comments

Lee Anderson is filming one of his ‘walk to work’ videos at Westminster having just returned home from The Somme.

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

First hint of sunshine and I am accosted by the sight of millions of British men wearing bloody shorts. Pot bellied, thinning hair and spindly legs revealing flabby leg flesh. By God, standards in this country have dropped to a distressing level!😔 #BritainHasFallen

submitted 12 days ago • 55 comments

If you fancy a bet on The Grand National, Cliff in the pub has given me a number of tips: Darren’s Crafty Sock 2-1 Burnt Tesla 3-1 Ed Davey 6-1 Russell’s Jizz 11-1 Tariff Wanker 25% Stock Market Crash 12-1 Incel Emoji 20-1 Upskirting Fox 50-1 Sniggle At Lee 60-1 Yeasty Ann 100-1.

submitted 13 days ago • 39 comments

We had Liberation Day in the village yesterday. I played Rule Britannia on a carrot. Jill in the village shop put a 25% tariff on her baps. Bunty my wife had some Ketamine. We concluded a free trade deal with the nearby village of Wimborne St Giles. And we all ate roast penguin.

submitted 14 days ago • 71 comments

#TrumpTariffs The tariff list continues: Heaven 25% Disneyland 10% The Lost City of Atlantis 25% Narnia 35% Hogwarts 10% Oz 15% Enid Blyton’s Toytown 10% Middle-Earth 30% Jurassic Park 12% Utopia 15% Kanye West 25% Kanye East 15% Nipple 10% Paris Hilton 30% Rod Hull 10%.

submitted 14 days ago • 108 comments

#TrumpTariffs A good source tells me Pres. Trump will place tariffs on the following UK goods: -Baps -Emojis from the film ‘Adolescence’ -Philip Schofield -Bicycle lanes -Hull City FC home shirts -Moist bread -Ann Widdecombe’s yeasts -Moths -Anything that is stiff -Skunk. 😔🇬🇧

submitted 16 days ago • 35 comments

I am absolutely gutted to hear that Liz Truss has defected from The Conservative Party and has joined Reform. The thought that one of Britain’s greatest Prime Ministers will now become one of Nigel’s puppets fills me with deep regret. A very sad day indeed. 😔🇬🇧

submitted 17 days ago • 45 comments

To all of you in the USA: Your President & his administration have become a joke and many of you know this but can’t admit it! Shame on you as a nation.😡 Thank God in Britain you would never see such childish idiocy from leading politicians… 🇬🇧

submitted 17 days ago • 25 comments

Happy Mothers Day! So many of our mothers today are alas tattooed,tracksuited,addicted to Prosecco & sweary.😔 We need more mums to be virginal & nice smelling like: Usha Vance My wife Bunty Margaret Thatcher The Late Queen Ann Widdecombe Nadine Dorries Marjorie Taylor Greene. ❤️

submitted 19 days ago • 34 comments

Hugely successful visit by JD Vance & his good lady Usha to Greenland. Cheered on by thousands of smiling Greenlanders, they really are a glamour couple just like: Posh & Becs Ant & Dec Beyoncé & Shabba Ranks Adolf & Eva Boris & Carrie Johnson Bacon & egg. ❤️🇺🇸

submitted 20 days ago • 44 comments

To insult two highly respected and free thinking politicians like this is disgraceful. It just shows how far standards in society have fallen. Anyone reposting this insulting photograph should feel utterly ashamed. 😡

submitted 21 days ago • 303 comments

#BBCQT Who does singer Will Young think he is? Tax the Rich? Is he MAD? Poor people❤️the rich! They look up to them. If it wasn’t for wealthy families you wouldn’t have had people like Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees Mogg, Dildo Harding etc who saved our country. 🇬🇧

submitted 21 days ago • 29 comments

Just like the teenagers in the film ‘Adolescence’ I use secret emojis: 😶‍🌫️You’ve got a yeast problem 🙀You smell of chive 🧌Laurence Fox 💄There’s something happening in my trouser dept. 💦Do you trickle down? 🧦Darren Grimes 🥯You have tasty baps 🐩Linekerist 🫃🏻I like porridge.

submitted 22 days ago • 17 comments

As I go to bed I’m accosted by the rantings of some mad woman. Her name is Marjory Taylor Greene. She’s allegedly got a yeast problem that muddles her brain. Bunty says Marjory is the Nadine Dorries of USA politics. No way! Nads is far more refined. And that’s saying something!😳

submitted 22 days ago • 41 comments

As many of you know I can’t bare all this wrap, garage & shed music. Stormy Puff Diddly Shabba Ranks Kenneth Lamar Bobbie Williams Ted Sheeran They all do nothing for me. But here’s a little wrap song that has a good beat & I think could go top of the pops! Sing along…🎤🎶

submitted 22 days ago • 35 comments

How bloody dare Labour strip Charlie Muggins of his OBE!😡 Charlie patriotically supported this great nation by moving to Spain. He has kept the plastics industry alive in the UK. He fought in The Somme with Lee Anderson. He’s our Ron Stewart Our cockney Worzel Gummidge. Hero. 🇬🇧

submitted 24 days ago • 40 comments

As a number of you know I dabble a little in watercolours. I like to think of myself as a reasonably talented artist. I have therefore made an effort to improve the portrait President Trump dislikes so intensely. I think he’ll be rather pleased with what I’ve done: 🎨👨‍🎨

submitted 24 days ago • 44 comments

I see Penny Mordaunt has got a new job…

submitted 25 days ago • 37 comments

Forget about nauseating hard hitting TV programmes like ‘Adolescence’ & ‘EastEnders’. In our day we didn’t have plot lines full of murder & misogyny. No. Back in the day we were all virgins, smoked & enjoyed truly captivating TV dramas such as this. Simpler, happier times.❤️

submitted 27 days ago • 31 comments

Lovely to be quoted in The Daily Star, a newspaper renowned for its integrity & serious journalism.👍

submitted 28 days ago • 69 comments

Heathrow: Looks like Penelope Keith & her terrorist group are back in business…😲

submitted 28 days ago • 46 comments

Russell Brand now believes Penelope Keith shot JFK in 1963. In fact Ms Keith was part of a Marxist terrorist group operating out of Cheam at that time. Other members included: Larry Grayson Leslie Crowther Peter Glaze And Fanny Craddock. All of whom helped her in the assassination.

submitted 29 days ago • 58 comments

Spare a thought for poor Lee Anderson. This afternoon he had the whole House of Commons ‘sniggling’ at him. You do remember what happened the last time MPs sniggled at poor Lee… bless his little cotton socks. 😢

submitted 29 days ago • 38 comments

Lovely picture of Jacob Rees-Mogg as an adorable young school boy, using tin cans to stamp on the vulnerable and the poor. 👶❤️

submitted 30 days ago • 27 comments

I’d be careful Liz. Tales of your energetic fracking were all over The Daily Mail on Sunday. 😳

submitted 31 days ago • 36 comments

Congratulations President Trump! He defeated these golfers to win this prestigious trophy: Elon Musk’s 4 year old son X A-Xii JD Vance That weird Southampton football manager (always losing) A sheep Ann Widdecombe Sooty Sweep Sue Sonny & Cher Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards Moths. 🏆🏌️

submitted 32 days ago • 40 comments

I admit it. I also had an affair with Liz Truss. It happened when she was a doe eyed junior minister & I a senior grandee. My pie grew the 1st time we met. She trickled down & in wild moments called me her Mark Carney. We often formed a coalition & I enjoyed many an election. 😳

submitted 33 days ago • 67 comments

Look who’s running for parliament? Darren Grimes! His head is huge & must be full of brains & citrus fruit. Here’s his manifesto: -Everything MUST be white & British including Uber drivers, Deliveroo drivers, students, food, foreigners & socks -Erm -Bring back t’good old days. 🇬🇧

submitted 34 days ago • 60 comments

Walthamstow,London: And who on earth did this? 😡 Elon Musk is a loving father of roughly 23 children. He is modest, lithe & has a pleasant jizz. He’s invented rockets, toasters & the Roman salute. He may be a tad twitchy but seems a decent chap who just needs a proper haircut.

submitted 35 days ago • 24 comments

I’d just like to comment on this worrying incident: Yes, Lee Anderson picks his nose Yes, Lee Anderson does strongly smell of onion Yes, Lee Anderson licks doors Yes, Lee Anderson does have a beefy yeast But he is NOT a thug or a bully…just a nice virginal man who needs milk. 😔

submitted 36 days ago • 46 comments

If Liz Truss, one of Britain’s most effective and widely respected Prime Ministers, says Mark Carney will not be good for Canada you know this will be the case. Say what you like about Liz but her judgement on all matters political is ALWAYS spot on.✅

submitted 37 days ago • 200 comments

Before X Before Facebook Before Bluesky Before Instagram Before YouTube My generation had this…👇 And it didn’t do me any harm at all! 🇬🇧

submitted 38 days ago • 65 comments

Remembering 5 years ago. Covid caused such sadness. But amongst the misery it brought hope as well, as two young people found everlasting love. ❤️

submitted 40 days ago • 46 comments

Meanwhile, at The Reform Party HQ… 😊

submitted 40 days ago • 32 comments