Just like Bedford we’ve a huge theme park being built near Gussage!
BORISLAND will feature:
A spaff wall.
Dildo Harding’s interactive Covid zone.
A big dipper.
Rishi’s mysterious £22bn black hole.
A fully sized Barnard Castle.
Full frontal tractors.
Giant Fridges
And Sunlit uplands!
🎢
BORISLAND will feature:
A spaff wall.
Dildo Harding’s interactive Covid zone.
A big dipper.
Rishi’s mysterious £22bn black hole.
A fully sized Barnard Castle.
Full frontal tractors.
Giant Fridges
And Sunlit uplands!
🎢
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2 for 1 kind of deal🤑
* non-disclosure agreement included in ticket price ...
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Could have Blairworld elsewhere, with an endless treasure hunt for Weapons of Mass Deception, plus a woodland ramble to find Dr David Kelly's suspicious cadaver and also your previously mentioned house of horrors, of which I shall admit ignorance.
Campbell would only turn up when his depression lets him,
I'd be depressed if I was him, given all the mess in Iraqi he spun, but I'm depressed anyway thanks to all the shit caused by the ruling few worldwide,
They don't give a shit.
And the full frontal tractors, a step too far.
I'm sure the Tory faithfull will travel from far and wide to bask in the glory of their fantasy heroes and as a bonus get their hands on Jill's baps.