Letβs get a PROPER presenters to replace Gary Lineker & take charge of Match of the Day:
Richard Madeley
Dan Wooden
Soapy Conkers
Nick Ferrari
Julian Hartley Blewher
Andrew Fierce
Rishi Sunak (silky footie skills)
Matt le Jizzier (actual footballer)
Jonathan Gullis.
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Richard Madeley
Dan Wooden
Soapy Conkers
Nick Ferrari
Julian Hartley Blewher
Andrew Fierce
Rishi Sunak (silky footie skills)
Matt le Jizzier (actual footballer)
Jonathan Gullis.
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I do believe I'm also following Jill from your village shop (not too closely though, she does have a whiff of impropriety)
The novelty of him presenting buttock first while swinging in his tyre-on-a-rope is innovative and edgy... helpfully sitting behind other presenters removing nits from their back hair during breaks.
And he will be free to do the Sunday show too.
Dearest Leader, Earl, Baron,
Lordship,
Sir Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson MBE CBE OBE OMG MPG JPG BDSM!
A gross oversight on your part Sir Michael Take MP CBE OBE JPG MPG The Lion King of all Gussages in Dorset!
Please rectumfy this immediately?!π¬πͺ