#StormBert is a deliberate attempt by Starmer and his Labour cronies to kill off freezing pensioners, destroy farmers’ assets and totally discredit Allison Pearson. Labour are the new Nasty Party… 😡😤 - ThreadSky

sirmichaeltake.bsky.social • 92 days ago

#StormBert is a deliberate attempt by Starmer and his Labour cronies to kill off freezing pensioners, destroy farmers’ assets and totally discredit Allison Pearson.
Labour are the new Nasty Party…
😡😤

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quinsfan.bsky.social•92 days ago

Exactly, it was definitely all sunshine and lollipops under our brave Tory government. Michael Fish has a lot to answer for, bloody Labour infested met office.

lizsim.bsky.social•92 days ago

😂😂😂

dorcatmom.bsky.social•84 days ago

Always blame the weather on the left 😎

firehorsep.bsky.social•92 days ago

tarot-cat.bsky.social•92 days ago

Begging your pardon, Sir Michael, but it's the American Democrats who control the weather. The esteemable Marjorie Taylor Greene told us so after ascertaining it during their recent elections.

garethaethwy.bsky.social•92 days ago

Ah, no, if we're believing her, it's actually the Jewish Space Lasers™️that are to blame...
You'll find them next to the Muslamic Ray Guns...

mebeardedwonder.bsky.social•92 days ago

😀

laughingsam.bsky.social•92 days ago

It was created the same way that the Democrats created Hurricane Milton to help destroy the Republican majority state of Florida.

donbb56.bsky.social•92 days ago

what?!?!?

messmonstergigi.bsky.social•66 days ago

Michael Take? It’s a parody account.

nigelstead.bsky.social•92 days ago

Exactly. It’s a disgrace.

extruderman.bsky.social•92 days ago

It is also being done to force us to buy extra heat pumps to stay warm it’s a disgrace

wandanudnik.bsky.social•92 days ago

Mickey! You’re here. Some sanity at last.

Poor Alison Pearson. She makes a rod for her back tho, publishing pics of her either looking svelte or like someone who’s eaten everything in your local Gregg’s. The truth is important. You know that.

loinerken.bsky.social•92 days ago

Once again Sir Michael you have hit the nail on the head with your assessment of the situation. Stormer Starmer strikes again.

brucethepensioner.bsky.social•92 days ago

Never mind those ULEZ cameras allegedly making the air cleaner, start pulling down those enormous fans. There's lots of them around here, and when they start flying around the wind is ridiculous.

mpm24.bsky.social•92 days ago

Yippee! Sir Michael I’ve missed you! So glad you’re here.

freshervc.bsky.social•92 days ago

It's obviously a Labour generated storm with a name like Bert. And in came in from the left. Check your maps. Irrefutable.

stephenbc.bsky.social•92 days ago

Thought I was reading a Peter Cardwell tweet then 😬

ibby129.bsky.social•92 days ago

I'm disgusted they've given it a working class name and ignored my suggestion to name the next three storms Megan, Bloody , and Markle !!!

leonleblanc.bsky.social•92 days ago

Hear hear, Sir Michael.

I mean, Bert!!! The storm even has working class written all over it.

A Conservative storm would be called Sebastian or something appropriate.

agentsmithy.bsky.social•92 days ago

Oh? I thought they were going with the Jewish laser sats 🤔

crohnoid.bsky.social•92 days ago

I’m guessing that MikeFab won’t be venturing outside today!

muzzman1973.bsky.social•91 days ago

Is this satire?

horseshoepartyuk.bsky.social•66 days ago

IDK, is it?

poptrash1966.bsky.social•92 days ago

Never mind the Bollocks...

bobsingleton1959.bsky.social•92 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ziggyman.bsky.social•92 days ago

You forgot coastal towns like,...err... I don't know.....Clacton.

britsagainstbrexit.bsky.social•92 days ago

The problem with satire today is that there are too many people with no beliefs, incapable of independent thought, and generally not bright enough to realise it is not true.

mrdavehawkins.bsky.social•92 days ago

It’s not true?

malemet.bsky.social•91 days ago

But it's true!

gazzalw63.bsky.social•92 days ago

I trust Bunty's Gussage is well protected against the depredations of this loathsome oik 'Bert'? Sounds like some awful working class street artist and Chimney sweep trying to shove Communism up Bunty's flue!

sallylowe.bsky.social•92 days ago

Oh, come on! How about Megan, and Emily Thornberry???

lakesdriver.bsky.social•92 days ago

never had a storm bert under the tories!

russjon1.bsky.social•92 days ago

Just you wait ‘til storm Ernie

lesliescottart.bsky.social•92 days ago

Glad to find you over here on Blue Sky Sir Michael. Regards to your good lady wife.

southsaxon.bsky.social•19 days ago

And using a working class name to rub it in.

Typical.

rightarmover.bsky.social•92 days ago

Sir Michael going full MAGA

bigbigshep.bsky.social•92 days ago

No Sir Michael, it's actually the Germans, it's full name is storm Her-bert

jollygranny.bsky.social•92 days ago

It takes a bit of time to get used to this kind of sarcasm here after Twitter but welcome back 🤨!!

hettiewagtail.bsky.social•92 days ago

🤣

t1955.bsky.social•92 days ago

Oh yes,Sir Mike. They're flooding the fields of poor Jezza Clarkson and upsetting Nigey F. Horrible!

banksandbraes.bsky.social•92 days ago

Oh Sir Michael, the storm name gives away their ownership. “Bert” smacks of cloth caps, working men’s clubs, ferrets down trousers and ginnels between buildings. They aren’t as good at covering up their intentions as dear Boris was. Liberty bodice on!

mrdarcydog.bsky.social•92 days ago

Sneaky of Starmer to name the storm Bert after Bert Jenrick so he gets all the blame

esscrew.bsky.social•92 days ago

Plus they’ve named it after my pal Bert, stalwart of our shove’apenny team down the Reform arms, best pint of old Farage in the county

winstons25.bsky.social•92 days ago

Even the name has working class connotations .Why not “Storm Bertram” ? so much more appropriate.Another example of Marxism infecting our wonderful language..

gazzalw63.bsky.social•92 days ago

Blame the Linekerists.

winstons25.bsky.social•92 days ago

There bloody everywhere 😡

jbfire.bsky.social•92 days ago

Stay safe Sir Michael, time to hunker down out of the rain - I’d hate to hear that Starmer has made Bunty damp this early in his tenure.

paolathomas.com•92 days ago

Have they imported the weather-bending machines from the Democrats in the US? What a shocking waste of taxpayer money!

luigicannelloni.bsky.social•92 days ago

It's alarming that any government can summon wind & rain to do so much damage, still Starmer's damage isn't as bad as that us Tories can command.

nigelstead.bsky.social•92 days ago

I imagine Alison is now wrapped in fur in front of a roaring log fire. Her delicately coiffed hair falls loosely around her shoulders as she sucks on a walnut whip and fills in her dot to dot colouring book.

trueseadog.bsky.social•91 days ago

It's trade unionist name gives the game away, FFS!
If it was Bertram then I would not have believed you, but no Bert. more Northern than Birmingham even.

trueseadog.bsky.social•92 days ago

I know for a fact that the labour party have been controlling the weather.

gazzalw63.bsky.social•92 days ago

Why else do you think they want to build all those Socialist Wind Farms when the mines could be re-opened and 15 year olds could be pulling coal wagons in their underwear? JUST BACK OFF BRUSSELS!

garethaethwy.bsky.social•92 days ago

15? FIFTEEN? Why wait that long? Get them down the mines from about 5, then they can crawl in to all the nooks and lay those beautiful, stable nitroglycerine charges in places where older kids can't reach...

trueseadog.bsky.social•91 days ago

If you are small enough, you are old enough.

gazzalw63.bsky.social•91 days ago

My ancestors were coal miners in the North East. One poor soul was still underground in his early 70s. No pensions in those days.

garethaethwy.bsky.social•91 days ago

Probably assumed pensions wouldn't be necessary because so few people would reach an age where retirement was a thing...

trueseadog.bsky.social•92 days ago

Ferzackerly, don't get me started on chemtrails.

vincekaralius.bsky.social•92 days ago

Just like those nasty Democrats did to the wholesome MAGA supporters of Florida, Marjorie Taylor Greene knew exactly what was going on!

christinevn-hfe.bsky.social•92 days ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😏

malcolmlh.bsky.social•92 days ago

He's a right Herbert.

davidofnottingham.bsky.social•92 days ago

I blame Angela Rayner’s legs
Hussy!

boroughpaul.bsky.social•92 days ago

Sir Mick. How were you overlooked by the Cons when they were looking for a new leader? Who cares if you aren’t an MP anymore. Such strength. Such vision. Our new Michael Howard.

hoveactually.bsky.social•91 days ago

The damage done here on the South Coast was particularly intense, as can be seen from these two photographs of Brighton's famous pier.

mado007.bsky.social•92 days ago

Is Allison invoking the Jewish space lasers? I didn't read her take on Bert...
I assume she was only talking about the poor pensioner Bert she invites to Sunday lunch some time out of the goodness of her heart.

mado007.bsky.social•92 days ago

Oh no, don't tell me! Is labour, just like the Democrats controlling the weather?
They intend to punish us instead of the sunny uplands they promised . Disgusting

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