I don’t know who this Bryan Johnson is. I presume he’s not the much loved dead cricket commentator. BUT monitoring your son’s nighttime erections? I’m afraid this is what Britain has become under a Labour govt.😔 I blame Rachel Reeves. Sort it out Starmer!!! 😡 - ThreadSky

sirmichaeltake.bsky.social • 31 days ago

I don’t know who this Bryan Johnson is.
I presume he’s not the much loved dead cricket commentator.
BUT monitoring your son’s nighttime erections?
I’m afraid this is what Britain has become under a Labour govt.😔
I blame Rachel Reeves.
Sort it out Starmer!!!
😡

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triassic.bsky.social•31 days ago

If you could develop an App it would go down a storm with the Americans. They love men who stands firm.

davidjoke.bsky.social•31 days ago

I tried a similar experiment with my stepdaughter...2570 years in the penitentiary later , I'm questioning my judgement.😣

churchstowboy.bsky.social•31 days ago

Hopefully with the new AI investment by the govt there will be a massive rise in future performance

clarence56.bsky.social•31 days ago

This is outrageous! Sort it out Starmer! Did Johnson senior ever monitor Johnson juniors Johnson in such detail when he was PM? We need to know.

possiblynotgod.bsky.social•31 days ago

My partner Tarquin says he gets an erection everytime he hears Nigel Farage speak. He loves a strong man that speaks his mind. Needless to say my arousal was switched off as he said that.

gilessome.bsky.social•31 days ago

Couldn’t they have just gone to watch a match together or a long walk , or have I got an dysfunctional relationship with my own son?

lord-hainault.bsky.social•30 days ago

It’s a system we use up here in rural Norfolk to breed the new generation of estate workers. We need them physically strong but not too bright. Seems to be working, providing you keep them away from their cousins.

voxterrier.bsky.social•31 days ago

Umpiring his googlies. Stout fellow!

chopperholic.bsky.social•31 days ago

Erection quality ????? Measured by whom and under what circumstances? This guy's sick!!

ceri38.bsky.social•31 days ago

Not sure Rachael Reeves is causing erections amount the young. But if a choice between her and say Teresa Coffey???

selinafanclub.bsky.social•31 days ago

You speak for yourself! Now that Leggy Liz has gone you have to take what you can get!

ceri38.bsky.social•31 days ago

Thank god I’m a straight female!

jaqesclems.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂😂😂😂

sslaia.bsky.social•31 days ago

You're 100 % right Sir. It's not acceptable that this Labour govt has made people in Britain monitor their son's nighttime erections! We need GE now 😂

mikedlondon.bsky.social•31 days ago

If they meet their goal, do they also have a stretch target...?

amyfromiacon.bsky.social•31 days ago

cbomg.bsky.social•31 days ago

Stumps

jglowe.bsky.social•31 days ago

You should always stick up for your father, after all, he stuck up for you 👽

madisontherottie.bsky.social•31 days ago

Did someone say " stiff cock " ?

lila7.bsky.social•31 days ago

Are you still in X?

Why?

smilo998.bsky.social•31 days ago

Do not show yours to Bunty. It will only lead to a heart attack for one or both of you.

matt-fitzpatrick.bsky.social•31 days ago

Is that pride in your son in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

steve-evo.bsky.social•30 days ago

Sounds very hard to beat!

luigicannelloni.bsky.social•31 days ago

What, Labour sees a rise in male virility since coming to power. Have the youth keep pictures of Suella, Kami and Priti beside their beds, that'll stop it.

nigelstead.bsky.social•31 days ago

This kind of filth would have been inconceivable before Channel 4. I am convinced that the root of such degeneracy lies with Carol Vorderman and Countdown. Once and for all, Lock her Up!😡

markyd119.bsky.social•31 days ago

We should ask the son how he feels about all this and if he says anything other than utterly embarrassed (I mean seriously how do his prospective partners feel about having this information out there let alone him) then there should be a family intervention...

alfoldem.bsky.social•31 days ago

Thought this was a funny typo at first 😱

acripedes.bsky.social•31 days ago

I'm sure Talmage will be delighted that Dad's made this information public when he goes for his first job interview.

musicproduction.bsky.social•31 days ago

No, no, NO!!! We must fight the woke leftism of nighttime erections by feeling the private parts of sleeping men. Don't they teach this to children anymore or is boarding school now only for the very fortunate?! 😡

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