My mother wants me to watch and text with her during this. How do you say you’re out of your god damn mind bitch nicely? - ThreadSky

ashleysays.bsky.social • 17 days ago

My mother wants me to watch and text with her during this. How do you say you’re out of your god damn mind bitch nicely?

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fascismwontwin.bsky.social•17 days ago

You can't 🤷. If my mom was still alive I'd tell her just like that. She'd understand and laugh her ass off at my audacity.

edciting.bsky.social•17 days ago

TV's broke, sorry

foglightmj.bsky.social•17 days ago

I'm studying for my exam.
The kids are telling me a story right now.
The recipe says to stir, so I have to stay by the stove.
The neighbor's dog got loose and I am helping them to get it.
I have a migraine and can't watch a screen.
I love you, Mom, but watching that is not good for either of us.

justapickle.bsky.social•17 days ago

I don’t discuss politics with my kids. They have enough stress with work and kids. But they know how I feel - that we must pay attention and I let them express their thoughts when they’re ready. I know that they’re scared.

cudasbob.bsky.social•17 days ago

Just text that followed by love you

dawniewouldnt.bsky.social•17 days ago

lol. Say “ that’s a hard pass “

al-gores-head.bsky.social•17 days ago

“Mother mine, perhaps you should seek solace in the care of a mental professional?”

melodykayyoung.bsky.social•17 days ago

Just say no to drugs.

janna802.bsky.social•17 days ago

"While I appreciate the suggestion, I am otherwise occupied with more pressing matters."

csiwriter.bsky.social•17 days ago

I thought that was nicely put.

scarletfirebear.bsky.social•17 days ago

She’s your mom. Tell her nicely. She loves you.

loriwilde.bsky.social•17 days ago

sleeper66.bsky.social•17 days ago

I intentionally called my dad during so he couldn’t watch it. 😂🤣

atobsmith.bsky.social•17 days ago

Just reply to everything with “Yeah, I think he is lying”

mryerger.bsky.social•17 days ago

Text her that your phone is broken.

ashleysays.bsky.social•17 days ago

You are a genius and a half sir

mryerger.bsky.social•17 days ago

It works for me all the time.

esseneth.bsky.social•17 days ago

That sounded as nice as you can get in these situations.

holdendisperra.bsky.social•17 days ago

Give me your mom’s number, I’ll text her

ashleysays.bsky.social•17 days ago

Will you stop trying to fuck my mother

holdendisperra.bsky.social•17 days ago

Fine gimme your number then

ashleysays.bsky.social•17 days ago

DMs are open dumb dumb

holdendisperra.bsky.social•17 days ago

I have a very strict policy against DMing women. I’m not a creep.

HOWEVER

ashleysays.bsky.social•17 days ago

Who said I was a woman?

papa-phil.bsky.social•17 days ago

Sorry-Battery is near zero and my charger is at work?

kellyutykanski.bsky.social•17 days ago

No thanks mom, I'm gonna skip it, I have a terrible migraine.

sandraeb.bsky.social•17 days ago

Sorry I’m cutting my toenails

grumpygeek4sure.bsky.social•17 days ago

Doesn't "washing my hair" work anymore? .. lol

ashleysays.bsky.social•17 days ago

Dang too late

sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social•17 days ago

"I regret I cannot join you in your cult love, I have a dog to shampoo."

richtate.com•17 days ago

You quit replying and tell her you fell asleep tomorrow.

ashleysays.bsky.social•17 days ago

lol if only I could

ashleysays.bsky.social•17 days ago

The best thing is she’s like classic boomer and very much “toe the line to keep the peace” so right now she’s tell me how all the dems should have gone and just sat there. GOOD PLAN LADY