Do I have a banging body? You bet My body bangs into every fucking corner of this god damn house - ThreadSky

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ashleysays.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Do I have a banging body? You bet

My body bangs into every fucking corner of this god damn house

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reanimatedgszn.bsky.social•1 day ago

lmao

ashleysays.bsky.social•1 day ago

My grandpa built this house in the 60s. Why so many sharp corners?!

reanimatedgszn.bsky.social•1 day ago

so annoying!

n5iln.bsky.social•1 day ago

Same...

mrmoresco.bsky.social•1 day ago

ouchies

bobjb.bsky.social•1 day ago

I've forgotten how many times I've broken the same two toes.

angusdunican.bsky.social•1 day ago

Similarly, the pockets on any given jacket I’m wearing are ABSOLUTE slags for the first door handle they see

ashleysays.bsky.social•1 day ago

💯. My purse strap is that too. Constantly gets caught on the car shift stick between the seats

angusdunican.bsky.social•1 day ago

Given that I used to wear a floor length scarf, it’s a fucking miracle I didn’t Isadora Duncan myself years ago

holdendisperra.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also posting bangers

ashleysays.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t flatter me

holdendisperra.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fine I won’t 😡

ashleysays.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ok wait 🥺

holdendisperra.bsky.social•1 day ago

BANGER AFTER BANGER

ashleysays.bsky.social•1 day ago

😈

ashleysays.bsky.social•1 day ago

Everyone should know that I did remove the block of knives I had sitting on the top stair to my basement for over a year because my dresses would catch on it every single time

ashleysays.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is a relationship pink flag for sure

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