"Shut it, you lemon! I'm under orders from Sir Keir to track down fly tipping scum like you using drones and new tech. And guess what? I've found ya. Which means now I get to crush your car and deport your sorry looking arse."
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"Bravo, bravo! You deserve an Oscar for that cock and bull story, mate. But the fact is, my mate Wes here gets awfully angry if he doesn't get to crush a vehicle. Ain't that right, Wes?"
"That's right *kisses knuckles*. I get awfully angry if I don't get to duff up a motor."
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"That's right *kisses knuckles*. I get awfully angry if I don't get to duff up a motor."